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Crazy future predictions

Sai Bon

Final Flight
Joined
Dec 28, 2013
Country
New-Zealand
(Re Michael Martinez) I know, I have secret hopes. He seems such a nice kid.
Here's a crazier one. Takahashi & Kihara defy all odds to become world medalists in pairs!
 

fleeting

Queen Anissina
Medalist
Joined
Feb 19, 2014
(Re Michael Martinez) I know, I have secret hopes. He seems such a nice kid.
Here's a crazier one. Takahashi & Kihara defy all odds to become world medalists in pairs!

And Aliona and Bruno come one spot behind them in every single competition they both enter! :laugh:
 

Maria Victoria

Record Breaker
Joined
Jan 10, 2014
:rock::rock::rock: I would love Michael and Yuzuru rivalry.

Oh yessss! :) But Michael will have to work really, really hard (and also get the same level of financial support as Yuzuru sigh!). But in terms of raw talent, I don't think he's that far behind the Golden Boy and might even have the better Biellmann right now.
 

Skater Boy

Record Breaker
Joined
Feb 24, 2012
Polina becomes a "favorite lost daughter" of the Russians when she starts making a habit of interrupting future Russian podium sweeps by the Russian ladies. ;)
So Youn PARK has a Joanie Rochette bronze medal winning performance in PyeongChang South Korea, 2018. :biggrin:
With no podium finishes next season Ashley joins the other vets from the last cycle and retires. :cry:
Gracie becomes the Kanako Murakami of American figure skating when Karen Chen finally becomes a senior. :p[/QUO


What is a Joannie Rochette Bronze medal? Inspiring performances after losing your mom? That is kind of nasty or jinxing Park and her mom.
 

Skater Boy

Record Breaker
Joined
Feb 24, 2012
Now that Asadafanboy is craziest yet.

MK divorces hubby after failed senate bid and decides to return to skating as an ice pair with Ryan Bradley. They win NATIONALS BASED ON POPULARITY, AGE AND SOME PRETTY GOOD SPINS AND THROWS.:biggrin:

Johnny and hubby reconcile, split, reconcile, split then divorce for good before Johhny and Hanyu run off to Vegas to elope in matching outfits designed by Johnny. Actually, this may not be ATC. )all that crazy-Johnny's new skating venture gets names ATC!

Gracie outskates everyone as usual but Russians keep buying all medals. Caro decides to skate in Korea in 2018 since Italy becomes part of new Soviet Union and she is "given an offer she can't refuse" by Vladimir Putin.:popcorn:

Julia grows and decides the Moscow Circus is the place for her as she develops a great contortion act.

YuNa Kim returns for 2018 having been promised " an offer she cannot refuse" by KSU and comes in Bronze. S. Korean president calls in Drones to stop the riots in Seoul when YuNa gets bronze. KSU files a complaint against itself and S. Korea. Adelina Sotnikova wins gold again but is spirited away from rabid insane mobs as her likeness is burned in effigy at KSU headquarters. She goes into hiding and is never heard from again.

Pchiddy starts a rap group and does only rap numbers. He offers to skate for any country but Canada and gets many offers and accepts to skate for Kazahstan to make amends for having stolen Denis Ten (retired) 2013 World gold medal. When done with his skating career, he becomes an entertainment lawyer and does dancing with the stars and wins the mirrorball. "Much better than Oly Gold" says Chan as he exits from performing after marrying his dance partner, Karina Smirnoff. :unsure:

Aliona Savchenko and Bruno Massot win bronze in 2018 Olympics. After Aliona gets out of jail for toe picking the technical specialist, she and Fedor Andreev start preparing for nex:scratch:t Olympics in ?

You did say crazy, right?

Oh dear...I hope you have a good, no great therapist :)
 

Mafke

Medalist
Joined
Mar 22, 2004
Neither Russia, Canada, Japan, or the US win any WC medals before the 2018 games as a surge of stars breaks out from non-skating powerhouse countries and medal podiums have lots of competitors from places like Nepal, Ecuador, Morocco and Jamaica.
 

Violet Bliss

Record Breaker
Joined
Nov 19, 2010
The Male Pairs event gets moved from the Gay Olympics to become the fifth official discipline in Olympic Figure Skating and all ISU competitions. It becomes the most popular of all five events, with many top male skaters switching from Single to pair up to compete in this event. Female Pairs are being formed and tried out for popularity. ISU reconsiders when Singles are drained of many of their top talents and drawing power.

Fans have many more juicy speculations on couples splitting and reforming.
 

FSGMT

Record Breaker
Joined
Sep 10, 2012
Ok, I've understood that if I want to spend a bit of time laughing, this is the right place :rofl::clap:
 

desertskates

Medalist
Joined
Nov 19, 2013
That's how unrealistic it is ;)
She can do much better.

Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe Brad will break up with that nobody Angelina because he's secretly fallen in love with Gracie after watching her skating. That could happen. And Dicaprio will want to end his bachelor days and go for Ashley. But their union doesn't disrupt her skating, she finally finds her soft and girly side by skating a magnificent long to the Titanic soundtrack.
 

MiRé

Match Penalty
Joined
Nov 12, 2012
Yuna, Mao, Carolina, Suzuki, Miki, Ashely, Kanako, and Mirai all will have daughters next year, and they will start training at the age of 3, same time as Pyeongchang. Their daughters will compete together in 2034 Olympics on the moon.
 

skatedreamer

Medalist
Joined
Feb 18, 2014
Country
United-States
In an attempt to broaden their respective fan bases, the ISU and FINA collaborate on an event designed to bridge the gap between winter & summer sports: underwater synchronized skating. Early attempts are unsuccessful due to drownings caused by the weight of boots/blades, but developers remain hopeful.
 

Sam-Skwantch

“I solemnly swear I’m up to no good”
Record Breaker
Joined
Dec 29, 2013
Country
United-States
In an attempt to broaden their respective fan bases, the ISU and FINA collaborate on an event designed to bridge the gap between winter & summer sports: underwater synchronized skating. Early attempts are unsuccessful due to drownings caused by the weight of boots/blades, but developers remain hopeful.

Wouldn't the ice melt or the water freeze....hmmm. This seems very crazy. :slink:
 

RABID

Final Flight
Joined
Mar 17, 2013
Cirque du Soleil becomes involved with figure skating and all of a sudden jumpers and classical music take a back seat to gumbies, back-flips, phantom pole dances and "ambient" music; this leads to Surya Bonaly's rehabilitation as she is declared a pioneer of the "new wave" of figure skating. This further leads to concern for the moral rectitude of Yulia Lipnitskaya, Ottavio's nervous breakdown and the return of the Ice-Capades. :biggrin:
 

CanadianSkaterGuy

Record Breaker
Joined
Jan 25, 2013
The Male Pairs event gets moved from the Gay Olympics to become the fifth official discipline in Olympic Figure Skating and all ISU competitions. It becomes the most popular of all five events, with many top male skaters switching from Single to pair up to compete in this event. Female Pairs are being formed and tried out for popularity. ISU reconsiders when Singles are drained of many of their top talents and drawing power.

Fans have many more juicy speculations on couples splitting and reforming.

:laugh: Imagine the SBS/throw quads!
 
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