Additionally every skater gets a GoPro strapped to their head
When CAN skaters win individual medals and the team gold there will be no negative posts about any of them! And that in fact those who have shown themselves haters of all things CAN in skating will do nothing but praise them. Now how crazy is that!
2) Balloons are mounted to the ice surface during GPF and the skaters are encouraged to pop them with their skates while they perform. Inside the balloons are cool bonuses like one free edge call, advance to last half of program bonus, mystery PCS, etc....
Gracie Giold sabotaged Phil Hersh and Frank Caroll's travel plans to the Olympics and the two men ended up in Pyeongyang, North Korea instead of Pyeongchang, South Korea.
1) Ice Network reveals that a squirrel is discovered living in the closet that houses their servers and has been chewing on the wires causing live streams to freeze from time to time. They decide to do nothing about it and name the squirrel "Zinkers"
2) Balloons are mounted to the ice surface during GPF and the skaters are encouraged to pop them with their skates while they perform. Inside the balloons are cool bonuses like one free edge call, advance to last half of program bonus, mystery PCS, etc....
3) ISU buys a huge boat and makes the skaters travel from event to event on it. Of course it comes equipped with a rink and they make the skaters perform nightly in order to encourage fans to book a room. They televise the whole thing but geoblock the entire planet.
4) French GP doesn't change its name
5) Judges get equipped with buzzers and bells in which they use to signal their moods throughout a performance. Buzzers are bad and Bells are good.
6) Averbukh choreographs a Zika Virus inspired program.
7) Someone skates to "Wipeout" who is known to fall and actually scores the highest PCS ever!!
8) Dave Lease changes the TSL format and conducts interviews while bowling.
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2) Camera work is actually okay at major competitions
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5) New discipline is created, "Zamboni". Zamboni drivers are awarded points based on ice coverage and speed. This quickly overtakes all other disciplines to become the most popular sport worldwide. Medvedeva quickly drops her career in ladies' singles in order to perfect the 3F with tano on a Zamboni.
This is going to stay here because it's pretty much a wish. Well, who knows, anyways.
Now that Javi placed 4th at Worlds can we have Yuzu and Javi both at Rostelecom Cup at 2017/18 season? Universe, hear me out, please!
1) Satoko Miyahara comes back from injury, which turned out to be fake and was only used as training time for 4Lz programs to take over the world. Debuts the 4Lz on the GP circuit and proceeds to win every competition she enters.