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I've been so out of it lately. Is Elvis Stojko attached?
Just curious. Thanks!
Just curious. Thanks!
Are you asking this because you no longer wish to remain a "Child Free Girl," and are seeking Canadian citizenship through unscrupulous means?childfreegirl said:I've been so out of it lately. Is Elvis Stojko attached?
IDLERACER said:
Are you asking this because you no longer wish to remain a "Child Free Girl," and are seeking Canadian citizenship through unscrupulous means?
childfreegirl said:I've been so out of it lately. Is Elvis Stojko attached?
Just curious. Thanks!
Well, except for the part about three boobs, it sounds to me like he could conceivably be secretly dating Courtney McCool.humbaba said:Elvis is my love child; he is a product of my tragic love affair with a space alien from the planet Zemulor. This explains his unusual physique--the stubby legs and disproportionatly long torso. Everyone on Zemulor is built like that. They all can do quadruple jumps; it's nothing unusual. Anyway, Elvis could not possibly have an earth girlfriend. I have it on good authority that he mates only with his own kind--human/Zemulourian hybrids. So, if you see him with a lady with stubby legs, a disproportionatly long torso and three boobs, you'll know it's serious.