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These are some quotes by some well known people............

(Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?)

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we canot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."...Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," Brooke Shields

"I"ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." A one time congressional candidiate in Texas who shall remain nameless.

"Half of this game is ninety percent mental." Philadelphis Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it". Al Gore, Vice President 42
 

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..........here are a few more........

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" Lee Iacocca

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." Colonel Oliver North

"The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simple exclude certain types of people." Colonel Geral Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." Bill Clinton

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Al Gore

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God Bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Dept. of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

..............Feeling smarter yet? Enjoy! 42
 

Grgranny

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It's hard to believe some of those were from people we thought were smart.
I know when I was a kid, I popped up with "well, you blame me for everything I do". Hard to live down. And with my family, they never let me live it down. It always seemed to me they did blame me for everything.
 

Ptichka

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Well, some of those statements sounded almost fine in context. Take Mayor Barry's statement, for instance. The killings he refers to are the shooting spree that hit DC at the time. All he was trying to say was that DC still had a low crime rate; of course, it didn't quite come out right...
 

LegalGirl82

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show 42 said:
These are some quotes by some well known people............

"I"ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." A one time congressional candidiate in Texas who shall remain nameless. 42


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

LegalGirl82

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..........here are a few more........
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God Bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Dept. of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina 42

:laugh: :rofl: :laugh: Thanks, Show, these made me laugh for the first time all day! This last one is unbelievable.
 

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I thought they were pretty funny too. I am glad that you enjoyed them.......42
 
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