I have had an idea for what I thought was a crazy prediction going through my head ever since I saw this thread. But the posts in this thread are even crazier than I expected! Mine would seem quite possible in comparison... :
Ach, sod it! I will!
Dimitri Aliev to miss the whole season through injury, after Alisa Fedichkina slapped him so hard when she found out he had been checking out Alena Leonova's backside.
Exhibit 1
See what I mean. It is not crazy enough.
I'll try and come up with some crazier ones.
But, whatever crazy predictions I or anybody else comes up with in this thread, they will never match the craziness that is going on in Pairs Skating in China at the moment... :disapp:
CaroLiza_fan
Yuzuru Hanyu quits skating half-way through the season to join a Korean boy band.
Why would he join a Korean boy band? Lol He's more like a JPop type (more accurately, a Johnny).
Yuzuru Hanyu quits skating half-way through the season to join a Korean boy band.
You are trying to use logic in a thread called "crazy future predictions"...
You are trying to use logic in a thread called "crazy future predictions"...
Yes, that was an especially crazy prediction.
You wanted crazy? Here's crazy
The Shib Sibs start doing romantic/sexy type programs because the other teams do that but they've never done that. The closeness disgusts everybody so much that the Shibs finish last at every competition leading up to worlds. The Shib Sibs insist they're portraying characters and that there is zero romance/sexyness going on between them. Yet they won't stop holding hands and petting each other's hair during interviews. At worlds there's a bad rut on the ice and everybody else goes down on the twizzles. The Shibs see everybody else go down at that part of the ice and avoid that part of the ice and end up winning gold, despite inducing arena-wide cringes from the siblings being disturbingly close to one another and dancing all romantically and such. They receive an uneasy applause when their scores give them gold. Then they reveal they're both in relationships with other skaters and it turns out that they were just portraying characters the whole time.
that was perfect until the last sentence LOL hahahahaha:dev2:
it's way too gross to not put that. my bf actually kept on saying this all season -- why don't the brother and sister pair do the romantic type programs when other pairs do that and there's obviously no chemistry between the individuals in the pair...because one seems same-sex oriented. Yes, yes, I know somebody can't evaluate another's orientation like that because people are different.
It ALWAYS made me cringe.
Naw, he brings 4 quads in SP* and ZERO in LP. That's right, he's going to jump 4A and 4S4T in SP. (Also 4Lz) And who needs more quads in LP afterwards, eh? When his PCS for SP would hit the limit in both programs. Basically he does compulsory figures in LP with one or two occasional 3A.2. Patrick Chan decides that upping tes is crucial for Olympics, brings 2 quads in sp and 4 quads in LP.
EVERY quad is DIFFERENT!Jason puts two quads in his short and three in the LP and executes them flawlessly:hap57:
I propose they skate to this. Adam wears diamonds costume. Max, obviously, the black one. He dyes his hair red. LP is skated to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. Both wear high heels with blades. HIGH heels. Rest is covered with tattoo.Max and Adam cause multiple heart attacks within the USFS when they hijack the gala after Nationals to skate together as a pair. Their program is a smash hit (including some great lift positions and a throw quad Axel) and is so popular that the ISU is forced to introduce same-sex pairs for the following season. Max and Adam then become the first male-male pairs champions and their success has countries like Russia and China scrambling to find a tall, flexible man to partner with a short, solid man to try and emulate their success.