I think the two-man luge will be enough homoeroticism, thank you very much.

Hah, Johnny in Vancouver was great. Same with him in Turin (Camille!); he brought more talkability and excitement to the men's event - especially the "controversy" surrounding his gayness. It was the perfect example of "Yeah, I'm totally gay, but I'm not going to qualify your questioning me about it... as if that should define me." Figure skating is a fabulous sport, and a very gay-friendly sport. If the Russians are trying to suppress the gays in figure skating of all sports, they'd have better luck trying to hide a dinosaur with a tea towel.