Skaters on board

[blue dog]

Okay, I'm not a skater, but ...... I _am_ the (till now) secret love child of Beatrix Schuba and John Curry.

Trust me, you don't want to know all the earthy details.

Whoah--then you'd end up being Michelle Kwan...cos--

Beatrisa Schuba had great edges, and John Curry was an artist...

 

[Spirit]

OK, I just did a deep analysis of all the responses on this thread. Everyone is lying except one. Which poster on this thread really is the person they claim to be?

I'm lying right now.

Well, Speedy is obviously the cartoon duck on Dee's post.

I resemble that remark.

 

[Spirit]

Which poster on this thread really is the person they claim to be?

If you're serious....I'm going with SeaniBu, with myself as a close second.

 

[hockeyfan228]

Would either Tonya like to coach my daughter, Mira Leung? She needs help. Desperately.

Perhaps Tonya could coach your wife.

 

[Bridget]

I am Tatiana Tarasova! Alexei...let me embrace you and smother your face into my sumptuous furs! Then everybody-get back to work! And I will cook for you!

 

[Dee4707]

OK, I just did a deep analysis of all the responses on this thread. Everyone is lying except one. Which poster on this thread really is the person they claim to be?

Take bows!!! You blew my cover Math.

Sasha

 

[antmanb]

Now, let's get real here. We really aren't going anywhere with this, are we. Obviously we'll just get pretenders and fakers Where are the REAL skaters in the house?? come on out :yes:

I'm a REAL skater...just not internationally or nationally ranked...oh hang on now i did compete at adult nationals here in the UK two or so years ago and came 5th...out of 5 !!!!!!!!!

Ant

 

[jsteam4501s]

I would not wish for any of the above female skaters. I want a material girl. After all, it is a material world. I will show you the way. Let's say, pizza makes you happy - Yellow Book dot Commmmmmmmmmm.

David

 

[blue dog]

I would not wish for any of the above female skaters. I want a material girl. After all, it is a material world. I will show you the way. Let's say, pizza makes you happy - Yellow Book dot Commmmmmmmmmm.

David

You want a material girl? The Madonna of skating? How about Maria Butyrskaya? Is she on the board? C'mon Maria...come out come out wherever you are!

Ok Ok you guys caught me--I'm the streaker from golden.palace.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xo9BofUHo

 

[Dee4707]

Where is Dick Button and Maria Butyrskaya??

Dee

 

[ArwenIcePrincess]

I'm Surya Bonaly...

 

[CzarinaAnya]

I can honestly say I'm not famous...but in my mind, I am Caroline Zhang!:yes:

 

[R.D.]

Whoah--then you'd end up being Michelle Kwan

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yeah, wherever did she go