2018-2019 GP Assignments

[Shedi0806]

NBC reports that the Grand Prix assignments will be published Thursday.

 

[WestVirginia130]

GP assignments

How does that actually work with the GP that must not be named?
Which skater pics an anonymous event voluntarily without knowing where to go?
Or do the skaters know already?


Same here. You may be right with the update.

Surprise twist: ISU doesn’t release the location or date of the event-that-shall-not-be-named at all. Skaters who are assigned to it are kidnapped from their beds and transported under military supervision to a black site in the middle of the Pacific Ocean sometime in the middle of November. They skate in only what they were wearing when they were taken.

 

[Yuzuruu]

Surprise twist: ISU doesn’t release the location or date of the event-that-shall-not-be-named at all. Skaters who are assigned to it are kidnapped from their beds and transported under military supervision to a black site in the middle of the Pacific Ocean sometime in the middle of November. They skate in only what they were wearing when they were taken.

And fans can buy a mystery ticket and get kidnapped and transported straight to the venue as well! I'm in

 

[Henni147]

Surprise twist: ISU doesn’t release the location or date of the event-that-shall-not-be-named at all. Skaters who are assigned to it are kidnapped from their beds and transported under military supervision to a black site in the middle of the Pacific Ocean sometime in the middle of November. They skate in only what they were wearing when they were taken.

Open Air Polar Trophy in Greenland

 

[icetug]

Surprise twist: ISU doesn’t release the location or date of the event-that-shall-not-be-named.

And the host will be He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?

 

[MGstyle]

I am so anxious, my hands are literally shaking

Please come to Europe Zuzu! Skate Canada is unlucky for you!

Zuzu??? I guess this sums up for everyone's extreme nervousness at the moment

 

[Yuzuruu]

Zuzu??? I guess this sums up for everyone's extreme nervousness at the moment

Hanyu fans call Yuzuru 'Zuzu' sometimes : I like it :

 

[Henni147]

Mindgame: all skaters gathering at ISU headquarters for the assignments and waiting nervously for the Sorting Hat

 

[Sorrento]

We totally need to start a drinking game for this GP announcement. Anyone wants to come with the rules?

 

[MGstyle]

Hanyu fans call Yuzuru 'Zuzu' sometimes : I like it :

Oh I didn't know that tks FYI

 

[xeyra]

Surprise twist: ISU doesn’t release the location or date of the event-that-shall-not-be-named at all. Skaters who are assigned to it are kidnapped from their beds and transported under military supervision to a black site in the middle of the Pacific Ocean sometime in the middle of November. They skate in only what they were wearing when they were taken.

What if they sleep naked!?

 

[aless]

Open Air Polar Trophy in Greenland

how about antarctica since technically that's no ones territory and as a bonus during winter it'll already be dark and ice is also easy to come by

 

[WestVirginia130]

What if they sleep naked!?

:3c you know what you watch skating for your reasons and I watch it for mine

 

[xeyra]

:3c you know what you watch skating for your reasons and I watch it for mine

But if they're being dragged in the middle of the night to an unspecified GP location and forced to skate in what they were wearing when 'kidnapped', the ones that sleep nekkid are gonna give a show.

 

[Henni147]

how about antarctica since technically that's no ones territory and as a bonus during winter it'll already be dark and ice is also easy to come by

With a crowd of pinguins cheering from surrounding ice shells I would give my heart for some footage of THAT event

 

[Sorrento]

But if they're being dragged in the middle of the night to an unspecified GP location and forced to skate in what they were wearing when 'kidnapped', the ones that sleep nekkid are gonna give a show.

Are you suggesting that the medals they will be getting would also be... invisible?

 

[xeyra]

Are you suggesting that the medals they will be getting would also be... invisible?

Only if in France.

(I'm sorry, I had to)

 

[WestVirginia130]

We totally need to start a drinking game for this GP announcement. Anyone wants to come with the rules?

Okay but I’m actually exercising a modicum of control and drinking with chocolate milk, it’s almost 4am here lol

 

[yume]

I didn't know that ISU was good at trolling.

 

[Moxiejan]

The ISU site won't load, so I assume it's down so that the assignment pages can be added.