Crazy Predictions for the 2021/22 Olympic Season

[moonvine]

They bring back fours AND allow skaters from different countries to compete as one set of four. Keegan, Jimmy Ma, Gracie and Deanna Stellato all win Olympic gold medals in fours.

 

[auser]

@4everchan would never do that

A man of taste and distinction

 

[4everchan]

A man of taste and distinction

you know it !

 

[kolyadafan2002]

A non-Russian wins the Women event.
Kolyada wins the Mens.

 

[Fourleaf Clover]

Olympic Predictions:

*Jason Brown didn't qualify for the LP
* No Russian woman at the podium
* Nathan Chen repeats as a 5th placer
* Yuzuru Hanyu decided to retire after JNats 2021
* Roman Sadovsky wins the gold in men's singles

How's that for a prediction? Is it crazy enough?

 

[anonymoose_au]

* Yuzuru Hanyu decided to retire after JNats 2021

OMG can you imagine if he lands the 4A and immediately goes "I'm out." We wouldn't know what to do with ourselves!

 

[Fourleaf Clover]

China has been shamelessly using him for publicity, specially in various social media platforms. He is the biggest figure skating star there. He periodically trends in weibo whenever something major happens with him. So just imagine the BEDLAM... It's so deliciously evil!

...and that's not even counting the chaos with his fans (which includes me) all over the world.

 

[4everchan]

OMG can you imagine if he lands the 4A and immediately goes "I'm out." We wouldn't know what to do with ourselves!

oh i would

 

[skylark]

Yuzuru pops jumps in the SP and does not make the free skate. Twitter breaks down

I just now saw this! Proving that it's never too late to enjoy a good laugh.

 

[Ruthypegs]

Well Jean Luc is taken.

What? This is news to me? Taken by Kaitlyn?

 

[el henry]

What? This is news to me? Taken by Kaitlyn?

I believe Moonvine is referring to herself. She has too many beaux to choose from, including Jean-Luc, Jimmy Ma and football player Jalen Hurts.

On a more serious note, Jean-Luc has in the past displayed photos of himself on IG with a ladyfriend, not Kaitlyn, although I have no idea if it's ongoing. She will need to deal with Moonvine.

 

[Skatingcat]

Crazy predictions:
Nathan takes gold
Sakato takes bronze
Someone on the Russian teams tests positive for doping.
Yuzu comes in 4th and twitter sinks under the weight of all the tears
Daisuke Takahashi and Kana make Olympic team
Japan wins the team event
Jason Brown wins the short
That adorable (but injured) Frenchman makes the team and wins bronze

 

[Gourlie]

All three ladies on the Olympic podium will perform clean triple axels, but no quad. It will be the last Olympics in history, when the ladies individual Olympic champion doesnt have a quad. The next season quads will be alowed in short program for ladies.

 

[Kitt]

"Marin Honda forms new ice dance team with Tatsuki Machida" (from post of Ruby999)

I would just love to see that! Machida is a brilliant skater.

 

[moonvine]

What? This is news to me? Taken by Kaitlyn?

In my fantasy world yes. I ship them so hard. But not officially no.

 

[moonvine]

I believe Moonvine is referring to herself. She has too many beaux to choose from, including Jean-Luc, Jimmy Ma and football player Jalen Hurts.

On a more serious note, Jean-Luc has in the past displayed photos of himself on IG with a ladyfriend, not Kaitlyn, although I have no idea if it's ongoing. She will need to deal with Moonvine.

It’s hard being this popular

 

[Step Sequence4]

A few new ones (partially inspired by Skate America):
-Zhou wins the OGM, finally ending the Hanyu Vs Chen narrative in mens
-Miura & Kihara win the post-oly worlds
-Muravieva lands 4S at JGPF and wins the event
-Kostornaia ends up switching back to November & Twilight after switching her programs the most times ever recorded in a single season

 

[Weathergal]

Predictions for this season:
-Hanyu wins Olympic gold again
-Tuktik makes Russian Olympic team
-Trusova lands all her quads at Olympics
-All Eteri skaters get new dresses, except Kamila, who gets snake body suit
-Daniel Grassl gets David Wilson program and learns new head position during jumps
-Kolyada lands quad lutz in Olympic free skate and medals
-Kondratiuk makes Russian Olympic team
-Korean women earn third spot for next year’s Worlds
-US drops ‘body of work’ criteria for Olympic selection and goes with who medals at US Nats
-Carolina comes back to help Italy win team Olympic medal
-Zagi and Trankov host ISU skating awards thing instead of Tanith and Charlie. Ted Barton provides English language interpretation without understanding any Russian.
-Daisuke Takahashi and Kana make Olympic team
-Marin Honda forms new ice dance team with Tatsuki Machida
-ISU invents/finds loophole ‘host country invite rule’ for Olympic Games, allowing both Han Yan and Boyang Jin to compete at Olympics

 

[yume]

-Carolina comes back to help Italy win team Olympic medal

Her jumps layout:
3Tq, 2Lz-2Lo, 2A
32 TES + 38 PCS= 70 TSS, 4th in SP.

3Tq-2T, 3Tq, 2A-2T-2lo, 2A, 2Lz-2Lo, 2F, 2S
65 TES + 78 PCS= 143 TSS, 2nd in free skate.

 

[skatefan17]

All three ladies on the Olympic podium will perform clean triple axels, but no quad. It will be the last Olympics in history, when the ladies individual Olympic champion doesnt have a quad. The next season quads will be alowed in short program for ladies.

I wonder why they don’t allow quads in the short program now? Why hold women skaters back?