Men
1. The "Japanese boy" (c) (b/c so many ppl think he will, and in this particular case I'm with the majority)
2. Tomas Verner (b/c on the FS day he'll be on. Things like this happen to him occasionally)
3. Stéphane Lambiel (he really only has to be there, fysically. 40+ females on the judging panel will swoon and sigh, and give him PCS in 9s, if necessary)
4. Brian Joubert (b/c Valentina will be there to cheer him up, and if she fails, madame Joubert will find the right words)
5/6. Evan Lysacek (b/c he's a 2-time US Champ, and he's this good. Besides, TAT will teach him some magical moves just in time)
6/5. Johnny Weir (b/c something will happen, smth that will prevent Johnny from performing his best. B/c something usually does)
7. Chan or Buttle
9. Alban Préaubert (b/c the guy hasn't been himself all season long. Wonder why)
I don't know where to place Sergei Voronov and KvdP in this.