A coach who beratesI couldn't possibly consume
the huge amount of food I see on some people's plates!
their skater is unlikely to be loved
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A coach who beratesI couldn't possibly consume
the huge amount of food I see on some people's plates!
If a ballroom dance couple is shovedA coach who berates
their skater is unlikely to be loved

How many skaters strike a pose and stay stillOn the high seas
I would feel quite ill!
You try for a secure pose so you don't fallHow many skaters strike a pose and stay still
until the music starts? Most? All?
It's a satisfying experience to know you've doneBullies need to stop harassing
everyone!
And you hope there's no protestWho wins
the contest?
Sometimes the sparksAnd you hope there's no protest
about the marks!
Detectives hope for confessionsSometimes the sparks
fly during practice sessions
I love to watch videos of a baby elephantDon't be so prickly
unless you're a cactus planI

A baby elephant in a funkI love to watch videos of a baby elephant
fascinated by its own new little trunk
[learned that when they're upset they suck their trunk like a baby with its thumb]
But if Mummy's spanked them and pushed them away, they're only ableA baby elephant in a funk
will suck on whatever is available
It's the drawn-out vowels and slowIf you come from the south
How will we know?
[Switch it around first]:How will we know
if you come from the south? (to make "south" plural wouldn't work here, so I'll keep it singular)