
Seriously, I feel like Perelman trying to solve the Poincaré conjecture except it's simple text and I'm failing at it. Sigh.
I genuinely wonder if they gave up on the -40% BV, -50% BV because they are such large deductions.
In any case, I don't think we'll have both. So no 30% UR BV plus a BV cut for a fall. But just one deduction which is cumulative, so say 30% for a fall, plus another 10% for a UR.
But again, IDK the wording is off then. Especially with that little addendum of the way to calculate the plus will be a bit different. Someone please put us out of our collective misery.
One thing I can say for sure? Poor commentators. Imagine having to explain this mess to the general audience. Errr ummm, well see. <insert a triology the size of LoTR just to get through GOEs>
Meanwhile, everywhere else.
LMAO maybe Lakernik’s actual plan was to induce academia-related flashbacks so crippling we all retreated to the fetal position and accepted the new SoV without complaint. That’s actually my attempt at a unifying theory regarding all these changes. There was so much potential... and now... is this the end of the Hashtag Emergency Quad? [emoji22] Meme on, HEQ. Meme on.
I’m taking all GOE values as a work in progress until they’re up to vote. And I say that as someone who was initially “wait WTF” and had only just come to accept “okay, fall and lose half BV + presumably take 1 point deduction.” -40% isn’t meaningfully better. What I half-suspect is going on, outside the fall -4 GOE, is possible tinkering to allow for “-2 to -1” shenanigans, which might explain the odd wording? Step-outs were initially given as -3 GOE; I wonder if we won’t see some revision there (-3 for hand on ice, -2 for two-footing... in theory, but written so that we’ll still see skaters high-five the ice and get less than the full deduction and skaters who two-foot get max because
reasons). Just a guess, but “clarity of language” and “ISU” go together about as well as “Patrick Chan” and “3A consistency.”
As for the positive levels, my guess is that either we’re getting an actual scale (so that adding the level five feature won’t help if you fail to satisfy the level three bullet) (pfft, I can dream, right? But it would stop tano abuse!) or it’s related to “no negative features for +4 and +5 GOEs” as already confirmed for ice dancing. One user who saw the system in action about six months ago reported that +4 was when a triple could outscore a quad, and given the language and prior announcements, “no negative features” would make sense... so I’m probably wrong. [emoji23]
But if 30-40% of current BV is being cut to adjust for the new GOE range, and quads take the extra 10% BV reduction as expected, it’s really going to come down to whether or not everyone starts at +3 GOE, I suppose. And what happens on the other side of the scale. UR call now equates to -3 GOE ... which makes me wonder if step-outs don’t get moved to -2 GOE, URs -3 GOE (half rotation or more downgrade would function the same as now?), and falls stay -4. I have no clue; I’m throwing darts, but I’m doing it while sober and ISU’s proposals... I hope they’re drunk. I want to be. [emoji478]
Someone please put us out of our collective misery.
I combined Lakernik’s stupid quad limiter with the jump repetition restrictions already in place + mandatory 3/2A + 7 jumping passes + GOE threshold for a triple overtaking a quad and realised we’re resurrecting the Evan Lysacek era. So, um, yeah. I hope Nathan Chen’s Lysacek 2.0 is still in good condition... boot up the wayback machine. It’s going to be trippy.
The quad limiter proposal is too dumb to even bother articulating why. But I’m going to do it anyway. If you’re limiting quads to one rep, why not triples as well? They’re also dangerous and bad for the body and caused falls and programme interruptions when introduced. The case for limiting triples was identical to the case for limiting quads, so it’s a fair comparison, but we didn’t limit triples. But if we’re going to limit quad reps now, we should at least apply the same standards and concern for skaters’ health and programme artistry, as well as jump quality, and go ahead and limit those to exactly one rep as well.
It’s a stupid argument from a stupid man. Now, I am completely open to
evidence — you know, actual research the ISU could fund? — on the Quad Arms Race and we could go from there, because there’s obviously a huge cost to the body. ISU could, I don’t know, perhaps do more on the safety front and require coaches to meet certain safety and disclosure standards. Oh, right: that costs money. But arbitrarily limiting quads to one rep does nothing for the sport, nothing to remedy any of its judging issues, and is based on
nothing.
mindless incoherent keyboard slam of agony.
(That was almost the GIF I went with. Except I can’t imagine any situation involving Lakernik and pizza.

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