Alexandra Trusova

[TheBallerina]

They are less scary then a young girl while doing quads

True story..for us it really is scary (I almost fainted when I saw her with her first quad attemps)..but for her...not so much. She really is fearless [emoji173]

 

[russianfan]

Sasha, 13yo.
Hobbies:
- quad jumps
- feeding crocodiles
(- swimming with sharks?)

 

[dante]

After the example of the Japanese diplomats, I can imagine several equatorial countries racing for being the first to offer Sasha a new pet.

 

[TheBallerina]

Sasha, 13yo.
Hobbies:
- quad jumps
- feeding crocodiles
(- swimming with sharks?) [emoji3]

Sasha is not afraid of crocodiles, the crocodiles are afraid of Sasha
The sharks are not chasing Sasha, Sasha is chasing the sharks
[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[j00mla]

- Sasha, what do You do when crocodiles don't wanna eat?
- They have no choice http://хочустатьмамой.рф/wp-content...b49284704f67328c791aabb098b0507c1e09561a9.jpg

 

[russianfan]

Sasha is not afraid of crocodiles, the crocodiles are afraid of Sasha
The sharks are not chasing Sasha, Sasha is chasing the sharks
[emoji23] [emoji23]

Sasha doesn't jump over the ice rink, the ice rink goes down for Sasha

 

[j00mla]

Sasha doesn't jump over the ice rink, the ice rink goes down for Sasha

and again Russian Reversal a-la Yakov Smirnoff? hwell:

 

[Tulipstar]

When Sasha crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

[j00mla]

When Sasha starts her performance senior men are worried worse than junior ladies.

 

[TheBallerina]

When Sasha jumps a quad, it's not her to one who's rotating, it's the Earth that's trembling under her

 

[Spirals for Miles]

when Sasha spins, it's not her spinning, it's the entire world spinning around her

 

[zounger]

When Sasha starts her performance senior men are worried worse than junior ladies.

This reminds me one of the what the ... skating doodles with Alexandra in instagram. Apparently, I cannot post the link because of the three letters in the link name .

 

[TheBallerina]

This reminds me one of the what the ... skating doodles with Alexandra in instagram. Apparently, I cannot post the link because of the three letters in the link name .

This one?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BirIwjLDZFo/?taken-by=team_trusova

 

[dante]

Technical specialists mistakenly mark Sasha's eight-turn jumps as quads because of too low frame rate.

 

[Tulipstar]

Soon nobody will talk about quads anymore.

Sasha will rotate her jumps to infinity, twice.

 

[IndiaP12]

Does anybody know when the Junior Grand Prix assignments come out? I know that the senior ones at least come out at the end of May, I think...

 

[IndiaP12]

Also I’m so excited for this next season especially to see what little pocket rocket Sasha does next [emoji33] will there be a 4lz, I wonder...

 

[j00mla]

Soon nobody will talk about quads anymore.

Sasha will rotate her jumps to infinity, twice.

Just what I wanted https://im0-tub-ru.yandex.net/i?id=eddd6b7cba357eda1e3cda7b10e5cd0b&n=13

 

[Tulipstar]

Just what I wanted https://im0-tub-ru.yandex.net/i?id=eddd6b7cba357eda1e3cda7b10e5cd0b&n=13

I must admit I searched for Chuck Norris jokes yesterday and adapted it to Sasha, haha.

 

[Tulipstar]

Does anybody know when the Junior Grand Prix assignments come out? I know that the senior ones at least come out at the end of May, I think...

I read it will probably be end of next month.

Too bad, because I really liked getting it so early last year.