Golden Skate's Story

[Dee4707]

.....Well, I left my heart in San Francisco but other than that I feel just fine. I'm here to keep an eye on you, you little........................

 

[Ptichka]

...WSF-supporting, secrecy-hating little shmuck! What have you done to my...

 

[Ladskater]

Gold medal?!!!!!!

 

[Dee4707]

I hid it but if you want to find it, I hid it under......................

 

[Ptichka]

... the throne of the seventh son of the seventh son of the god of the Ice World.

 

[Dee4707]

So Beware!! If you touch it, it might.............................

 

[Ptichka]

...turn your gold into...

 

[Dee4707]

very magical powers. You will then be able to............................

 

[Bijoux]

do multiple jumps, chew gum and sign autographs at the speed of light! And all will bow down and pay homage to you, and you will surpass Sir Hamitupalot as skate Goddess for life!

The end!

 

[Ladskater]

Or is it just the beginning?

 

[Dee4707]

of another great venture into.............................

 

[Ladskater]

The skating world

 

[JonnyCoop]

The mystical world of flutzes, sequins, powder blue eye shadow on young Asian ladies who should not be going there, Zambonis, snide television commentary, and of course, the obligatory.....

 

[Dee4707]

competitions that we love so much. And this year there is a new star on the horizon and they will.......................................

 

[Ladskater]

burst on to the scene and dazzle us so we can endlessly debate here at Golden Skate!!!!!

 

[GoldenLady]

... without bashing, of course ...

 

[Dee4707]

and if there is bashing, you will get 10 slashes with a wet noodle given by Auntie Peggy and.................................

 

[Ptichka]

... uncle Dick to the ever-infamous

 

[Dee4707]

Hamilton from Scottsville and his ever famous puppet, Octavio the chiquita banana boy from the land of Weisville and Lady Lisa along with Mickey Mikey, the little rat boy, but the ultimate surprise was…………………..

 

[show 42]

..........that it was all just a dream that happened one warm, August afternoon.