Well, it’s that time of year again – responsible tanning! You will need to scope out the place before you go and make sure what type of service they offer. I have known people who went to get their spray-on and were surprised to find a person with an airbrush in the room to spray them. You want to make sure they have a spray booth and not a live person (you will be glad there is no one there to see you!). Ideally, if you are going somewhere that night where you want to be glowing, you should go in the morning, because it takes 5-6 hours for the tan to develop. First, you have to exfoliate your skin before you go with a body scrub. Do not use a loofah or it will cause streaking. Then apply moisturizer all over your skin and get dressed to go to the tanning salon. You should wear old clothes because they will have orange marks from the tan (the marks will wash out). You check in and go in the room and there is this big thing like a phone booth or Star Trek “beam me up” booth. You spray on something they provide to balance the ph level in your skin, then you rub this special lotion on your fingernails and toenails to block the coloration. Anyone with long hair puts on a hair net, but people with short hair don’t need it. It is there to hold the hair off your neck, and the spray will not affect the color of your hair. I can’t remember if people with color treated hair are supposed to wear the hair net or not. You step inside and close the door and and face toward the sprayer and push a green start button.
Now, this is where it gets really funny - a recorded voice that sounds like John Tesh gives instructions on how to place your body so that the spray is even. You place your feet so that your toes are pointed out, parallel to the sprayer in front of you. You raise your hands above your head and bend your knees slightly and you look up slightly. This is a hilarious position and you have to be careful not to laugh so hard the first time that you lose your balance. You push the button to start the sprayer and close your eyes and hold your breath. The sprayer starts at the bottom and goes up on a conveyor belt; it looks nothing like Ross on Friends. The voice tells you to turn around, and you press the button again. This time the spray goes from top to bottom and it says you are done, and gives you instructions on wiping off, and says “Enjoy your tan!” I laughed out loud the first time I heard it say that.
After you step out you wipe your body off with rolled up hand towels using a circular motion to make sure there is no streaking. You wipe the lotion off your nails with wet wipes and you wash your hands thoroughly in the sink. After you are done, you have the 5-6 hours to develop, and during that time you can smell the tan. It smells the same as self tanner you would use at home, but it is stronger because it is over the whole body. For this reason, you do not want to be around co-workers or classmates. You are fine to go to the mall, movies or casual restaurants. After 5-6 hours you should take a shower and use deodorant soap to get rid of the smell. You will still notice a faint smell that night, but it is not very noticeable to others. The color usually lasts about 3 days, progressively fading each day. The color is natural and there should be no streaking if you follow all the spa’s instructions. It is not as good as the real thing, but there are no dangerous side effects like there are with UV rays that cause aging and melanoma, so you can look darker and protect your skin.