Hmmm, still better than my brother's and husband's, whose nicknames were so crude, I don't think I'll post them here in full!
My brother was Ugly Skank "Witch Tot" where the last two words rhyme with the ones I've put here.
My husband was "Bum" Bucket until I put in his shorter name and then he became Zoom Zoom.
I could just see us all at our family gathering at Thanksgiving, typing in our names and coming up with these outrageous nicknames...NOT!