I love this quote!
Unfortunately, "anonymous" actually replied to your quote in a sarcastic manner in the comment section of a particular--erm--blog, Olympia, in which they said:
"Nothing can't compare?"
Sigh. I'd say their own analogy is the "worst analogy ever." If you're going to be a smart*** and a rude little **** at least try and do it properly.
Wow, my reputation spreads! Does this mean I'm now a Web personality? This is the part of fandom I'll never understand. Why it's necessary to prove that the rivals of one's favorite are worthless is beyond me.
There's a certain honor in being disparaged by someone who has no understanding of metaphoric language. Cubic zirconia, though...that's cold. I'm not completely confident in my finesse as a debater, but I am sure of Davis/White's quality, and it is nowhere near the likes of a manufactured rhinestone.