Not just that! Not only will Isabeau's success in the junior grand prix circuit bolster her fame - it will also rejuvenate figure skating in the US! As its popularity rises, the USFS can organize more events in the US, slowly but surely increasing ticketing prices as more and more people flock to the US for figure skating. This money will then be used towards your, Isabeau's, and the USFS' plans for world domination, as people become helpless addicts and slaves for US skating!!!!You got me!
I love Isabeau more than Jason Brown, Andrew Torgashev, and Donovan Carrillo combined. She is my lodestar. And only and solely because she is American, because I all I want to do is beat all other countries because winning a women's skating competition will demonstrate just how wonderful I am and my country is.
(Complete and total sarcasm, in case that is missed )
(still joking)