Which brings us to Alex and Maia Shibutani, who train in Canton and took ninth in Sochi.
They said they are not certain whether they will return next season.
When they said this, in the mixed zone after the competition, I was stunned.
The Shib Sibs not coming back? These two, young, happy, funkids?
You can’t go, all the plants are gonna die!
The Shib Sibs are fascinating. They are competing in a sport that is athletic, to be sure, but it has a strong sexual undercurrent. Obviously, as a brother and sister, they can’t play that card like all the other teams. They can’t go anywhere near that, or else everybody would fall down and throw up.
Which gives all the other dance teams a huge advantage over the Shib Sibs.