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No season of FS is complete without...

Depends on posts per a page.

At 15 posts a page:

3648 pgs /5.4 approx years = 675.55556 or about 676 pages a year

Although if the pages are counted for this season starting last July 1st:

3648-2676 = 972 pages and the season isn't even over!

With the Worlds coming up and a third of a year to go until July 1st, 300 more pages would not be surprising.

So we only have 28 pages until we get to 1000 pages this single season? Cool! :)
 
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No season of figure skating is completed without "complaints that program X or program Y is empty" :laugh:

Or frantic.

(If skater X whom one does not like happens to have transitions.)
 
No season of figure skating is completed without...
Proclaiming that skater XYZ will soon succumb to the 'puberty monster'.
Calling ladies who are no longer in their teens 'too old for skating'.
Whining that skating isn't what it used to be because a) tanos, b) quads, c) lyrics, d) current skaters aren't Yuna/Michelle (...)
And me, personaly, adding yet another pairs lady into my list of gurls I wanna hang out with. Current rosters: Diva Aliona (the original member), tsarina Ksenia and Empress Sui and the newest member, the skating hotness that is Vanessa James.

I agree with most of this, but then we also have the people who complain about teenage ladies winning things or getting high PCS because "she's not a real woman on the ice" :drama: And if they are 14 or 15 and not already winning everything in sight (specific to Russian girls), someone will declare them "done" with no hope of ever improving. I guess a female skater just can't win.
 
I'm just happy I got through my first full season as a goldenskate member. Discovering this form last season caused me to go from a figure skating mega fan to a figure skating mega geek. (As my sister says, "She can tell you everyones name and their life story"). May next season be more fun than this one.
 
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French Fed either refusing to release skaters, or making them skate in a puddle, or giving away plastic medals, but usually all of the above
 
okay, so no season of FS is completed without...

...GS users (particularly from Canada) fighting over Andrew Poje

...madness over Yuzuru's everything - from layouts to outfits (winking to all Yuzuru dedicated fans from Fan Fest!:cheer:)

...Pooh floods after Yuzuru's performances

...coaches more afftected by skates than skaters themselves (Brian and Morozov - for you particularly!)

...low and tasteless remarks over Tessa Virtue's weight - case of 'tales of non-existing overweight'

...Russian drama in Ice Dance - this one is dedicated to Sugarpova babe:ghug: - from scores to rumors about splits, full galore is there!

...at least one separate thread for Gracie or Ashley

...Predictions Game sponsored and exceptionally organized by CaroLiza_fan:points:

...competition threads brilliantly organized by rockstars Mrs. P and Doris!

...rock solid twizzles by Shibutanis and emergence of Mr. Twizzler-Wonka Nikita Katsalapov (who apparently gave the disease to Andrew Poje :drama:)

...endless debating overscoring, underscoring, layouts, last minute changes during programs, tanos, carrots, sticks, pre-rotations...
 
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No season of FS is completed without skater crashing onto the boards. Anyone has crashed the board this season yet? :curse:
 
that is true... :) now that Shoma is getting older, he is the next in line ;) tight white pants are convincing.

*whisper* Remember Shoma likes to sit on laps *scream and run away* Treat him well :)
 
No season is complete without (with my comments in italics):

Jason needs a quad, otherwise, why even bother to lace up skates? (Because I would rather see him than other skaters with medals and with quads)


It's. A. Sport. (no kidding, you wouldn't lie to me, would you?).

If you criticize a skater from Russia, or even if you don't praise them enough, it is an Eville Anti-Russian Konspiracy. (Really? Where do I sign up? I've never been part of a Konspiracy)

Some day, on some board, maybe I won't see these. Maybe:laugh:
 
Rika Hongo at 4CC FS and Eunsoo Lim, espcially Eunsoo, she did it à la Patrick Chan
Oh pooh girl. I remember this. :drama:

Oh and No season of figure skating is completed without some HORRIBLE MUSIC selection. :angry2: yes I am looking at you, Tarasova and Morozov. :angry1: or the whole Mozer team in general. :curse:
 
:slink:Cursing ice network.
Sabinfire's videos.
70 pages on something that could be discussed in 7.
My (non-figure skating fan) friend texting me that his crush on Ashley Wagner is over after her latest hair dye job.
 
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No future season will be complete without frequent and detailed updates from ancientpeas about our beloved Eli :luv17:.

(Esp. about all the nutritious multi-course meals she makes in order to increase his longevity :ghug:.)
 
No season will be complete without Miss Zayak's seasonal visits to the doctor for unexplained itches that occur everything her name is mentioned.
 
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