Short write up of my impressions:
Yagudin:
He performed spectacularly well, very on point, very expressive, his program had a clear idea, a plot with an arch, and apart from a slightly weird outfit and a spotlight he didn't require any props. Funny, but not silly, very much in the tradition of old clown programs there was also something tragic about it. Complex choreo, well skated.
S/K:
I've already said what I think. The start threw me off already and I wasn't willing to be engaged in the program at all. In my opinion it bordered on tasteless, at most it was some over-acted soap opera. But the skating was good, of course.
Shcherbakova:
Very classic in a very pretty dress with black-white movie pictures in the background. Her skating was very much her. Expressive, yet boring. I have immense respect for her, but her skating and programs have hardly ever done anything for me.
Akatieva:
I don't exactly get her relatively high score. The moon idea has been used quite a few times in movies and shows, I don't think it's any kind of original, despite always lovely. The whole skate was sweet and nice to watch, but there was nothing special about the entire program. At least it wasn't Soviet romanticism.
Kolyada:
Wonderful movements, wonderful posture, clean idea. One of the most unoriginal music choices one could make, though. I just think there must be more to be had from him.
Tuktamysheva:
I really liked that, it wasn't super special, but the choreo was sublime in detail, and she had great expression. I liked that it was neither decidedly sexy nor decidedly not sexy. There was a lot of personality and passion in that skate.
Zagitova:
I practically turned away the moment I saw the Marilyn outift. Sorry, I don't understand that. You are supposed to do a show program where you can do almost anything, and you go for Marilyn in a platin wig to a Marilyn song everyone skates to?
Valieva:
Not sure if that is cultural appropriation, but it surely isn't original. Neither does it have much to do with her personally, does it? Apart from that it was an energetic performance.
Kondratiuk:
Not bad. I just had expected more from him. Honestly I think his short program this season is better. At least I enjoy it more. But he did make an effort to invent something special and he's always the most passionate.
Semenenko:
Like I already said: not my personal cup of tea, but I'm always totally into young skaters skating to things they can relate to and which are young, modern and original. It's definitely different and he always seems to enjoy it so much himself. Also skated very well.
Medvedeva:
I think I didn't really get this program, because I don't speak Russian. For an outsider it was a very sweet program (which it wasn't so much with the lyrics??), but nothing that will be remembered for long.
M/G:
Too much props and show in comparison to skating and actual plot, I guess, also not SUPER original, but at least they had an idea, it was fun, and why not do something like that in a show which you can never do in a comp. program.
Mozalev:
I never read The Perfume since I was never sold on the idea. Having a bunch of models in fake nudity looking up to you at the end is also... well. But even if I didn't like it personally, he at least had a special idea and a nice choreo which he skated well.
Radionova:
Average women's choreo to average women's show music. Not bad, but very unoriginal, it was basically red, sexy and Shakira.
T/M:
I always find them pretty boring, although high level.
K/A:
I enjoyed that. I feel sorry for their low score.
Gumennik:
Certainly he wasn't worse than Radionova for instance... But well, the scores in general...
Vetlugin:
Did the judges even know the programs he cited? They must. Then how could they not score him better? He surely isn't a big name and there was more costume change than skating, but the skating he did was great. It was fun and well executed.
Aliev:
It's like in the Eurovision song contest. If you're a woman you can get decent points by just doing an average program, but as a single man - forget it.
Ignatov:
The program honestly wasn't it. Probably more fun if you understood what it was about. But if I was one of the best looking skaters out there I would probably go for sexy instead of a fake beard.
There are a few I left out, because I used their programs to take a phone call and such.