Words and rhyme - game

[stargazer1]

Where are the pistols?
Keep them out of the wrong hands!

Because when the UFO lands
you'd better not shoot ET

 

[Diana Delafield]

Because when the UFO lands
you'd better not shoot ET

He's such a sweetie
That would be cruel

 

[stargazer1]

He's such a sweetie
That would be cruel

And feeding him gruel
would be nearly as bad

 

[Diana Delafield]

And feeding him gruel
would be nearly as bad

Who would be such a cad?
"Be kind to all" is my motto

 

[stargazer1]

Who would be such a cad?
"Be kind to all" is my motto

We shouldn't make him blotto
by plying him with booze

 

[Diana Delafield]

We shouldn't make him blotto
by plying him with booze

Don't even make him choose.
He's much too young!

 

[iluvtodd]

The bell has rung
Time to enter the building

 

[stargazer1]

The bell has rung
Time to enter the building

Don't pull your hamstring
by falling down the steps
or strain your biceps
when opening the door

 

[Diana Delafield]

Don't pull your hamstring
by falling down the steps
or strain your biceps
when opening the door

Those biceps are more
important for a pairs skater than for a single

 

[NanaPat]

Those biceps are more
important for a pairs skater than for a single

Come and mingle.
It's party time!

 

[Diana Delafield]

Come and mingle.
It's party time!

Hmm, now what would rhyme
with "time"? Oh, just did. Oops.

 

[stargazer1]

Hmm, now what would rhyme
with "time"? Oh, just did. Oops.

Let's run lots of focus groups
and argue all day long.
When the voting system goes wrong,
we can wave pretty cards instead.

 

[Diana Delafield]

Let's run lots of focus groups
and argue all day long.
When the voting system goes wrong,
we can wave pretty cards instead.

So if you disagree, the card will be red?

Can you wave a card that's yellow?

 

[NanaPat]

So if you disagree, the card will be red?

Can you wave a card that's yellow?

In Spanish, to say hello
try "buenas dias", "buenas tardes" or even "hola"

 

[Diana Delafield]

In Spanish, to say hello
try "buenas dias", "buenas tardes" or even "hola"

And if offered a cola
How do I politely say "I am allergic"?

 

[stargazer1]

And if offered a cola
How do I politely say "I am allergic"?

No need to panic.
Say "No, gracias, me hace eructar."

 

[iluvtodd]

Bees, have some nectar!

See that flower?

 

[stargazer1]

Bees, have some nectar!

See that flower?

There's something crawling in the shower,
and I don't think it's a bee.
Looking closer what do I see?
Oh no, it is a spider.

 

[Diana Delafield]

There's something crawling in the shower,
and I don't think it's a bee.
Looking closer what do I see?
Oh no, it is a spider.

Drown it in cider
before the cat sees it and chases

 

[iluvtodd]

You'll see some pretty faces

When you look @ those photos