Seeing no effect, Gigi skated gracefully toward the amoeba and switched moods, crooning gently "What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable ...."
Luckily, the eight million had reverted to the bacterial scale of normal amoebae...but so had the vikings, the vending machine full of roller skaters, and Gigi!