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- Jan 12, 2018
A few months ago I was lurking the archives, and I stumbled upon a hilarious thread which was last years crazy predictions thread. It cracked me up so much that I finally decided to stop lurking and create an account and well here I am.
Just a disclaimer that these are for pure enjoyment, not meant as actual predictions but just for some laughs, and hopefully no one will get offended. Completely unrealistic predictions are 100% welcome
So, I guess I’ll just put mine here.
1) Tarasova & Morosov decide to try something new again for their FS next year and after watching the Olympic gala for inspiration decide upon a K-Pop themed free featuring Min/Gamelin’s Lollipop ex music. It goes over so badly that they get 5’s in PCS. For lack of further inspiration they decide to revert to “Candyman” but with some new music cuts now including the Oompa Loompa theme from Willy Wonka. They then end up winning worlds when S/H’s Moulin Rouge! Program goes badly.
2) Papaidakis & Cizeron make major mistakes in their Tango SD at almost every major international competition and are unable to pull themselves back up in the FD with their new Forest noises program. They end up off the podium at every international competition until worlds where they bring back to build a home, and win with a perfect FD score.
3)Yuzuru lands the 4A in competition. Nathan no longer being called the technical prodigy by every figure skating fan decides to get programs with transitions. He wins GPF because of deserved PCS and a costume malfunction deduction. At worlds, Nathan does a 4S + 4T and his transitions no longer mean anything. He finishes just off the podium at worlds behind Boyang skating to Pokémon, Yuzuru with his 4A & Trusova with four backloaded quads.
4)Adam Rippon gets so famous that he hosts a talk-show with Ellen Degeneress featuring figure skating commentary. The ratings are so good that it puts every other commentator but B.ESP out of business. Johnny & Tara are so angry that after half a year they take over B.ESP. But, right before worlds they are fired and replaced by Meaghen Duhamel after they lose it over T/M reverting to Candyman 2.0
5) Jason leaves Kori to train with Eteri at Sambo 70. He then wins US nationals skating to a Backloaded version of his riverdance program with two clean quad toe’s because Nathan decides to skip Nationals to have a competition with Vincent over who can land a rippon 4Lz first.
6) Multiple ice dancers remix despacito for their SD, and it officially joins the forum warhorse list.
7)Alina trades in her Tutu’s for the worst of the worst of the Latin SD dresses. She then wins worlds skating to a backloaded version of her exhibition without the candle, and a backloaded Willy Wonka Jr program.
Hopefully this thread gets going, I really enjoyed reading the one from last year
Just a disclaimer that these are for pure enjoyment, not meant as actual predictions but just for some laughs, and hopefully no one will get offended. Completely unrealistic predictions are 100% welcome
So, I guess I’ll just put mine here.
1) Tarasova & Morosov decide to try something new again for their FS next year and after watching the Olympic gala for inspiration decide upon a K-Pop themed free featuring Min/Gamelin’s Lollipop ex music. It goes over so badly that they get 5’s in PCS. For lack of further inspiration they decide to revert to “Candyman” but with some new music cuts now including the Oompa Loompa theme from Willy Wonka. They then end up winning worlds when S/H’s Moulin Rouge! Program goes badly.
2) Papaidakis & Cizeron make major mistakes in their Tango SD at almost every major international competition and are unable to pull themselves back up in the FD with their new Forest noises program. They end up off the podium at every international competition until worlds where they bring back to build a home, and win with a perfect FD score.
3)Yuzuru lands the 4A in competition. Nathan no longer being called the technical prodigy by every figure skating fan decides to get programs with transitions. He wins GPF because of deserved PCS and a costume malfunction deduction. At worlds, Nathan does a 4S + 4T and his transitions no longer mean anything. He finishes just off the podium at worlds behind Boyang skating to Pokémon, Yuzuru with his 4A & Trusova with four backloaded quads.
4)Adam Rippon gets so famous that he hosts a talk-show with Ellen Degeneress featuring figure skating commentary. The ratings are so good that it puts every other commentator but B.ESP out of business. Johnny & Tara are so angry that after half a year they take over B.ESP. But, right before worlds they are fired and replaced by Meaghen Duhamel after they lose it over T/M reverting to Candyman 2.0
5) Jason leaves Kori to train with Eteri at Sambo 70. He then wins US nationals skating to a Backloaded version of his riverdance program with two clean quad toe’s because Nathan decides to skip Nationals to have a competition with Vincent over who can land a rippon 4Lz first.
6) Multiple ice dancers remix despacito for their SD, and it officially joins the forum warhorse list.
7)Alina trades in her Tutu’s for the worst of the worst of the Latin SD dresses. She then wins worlds skating to a backloaded version of her exhibition without the candle, and a backloaded Willy Wonka Jr program.
Hopefully this thread gets going, I really enjoyed reading the one from last year