- Joined
- Jan 5, 2019
ISU should take a leaf out of FIG’s book on how to destroy the sport you govern.
Reduce the number of athletes per federation to prevent disencouraging podium sweeps under the pretext of promoting the sport over the rest of the world. Invite only commercially interesting competitors to the live finals.
The others are thanked for their efforts in secret qualifiers that take place out of view of the media and even interested fans.
Raise the minimum age while at the time provide on open ended scoring system to ensure longevity and continuous challenge of the athletes.
Advocate the suicidal chucking of skills for spectacle and entertainment.
Micro manage that scoring system to such an extent every season so that nobody understands the current rules, least of all the casual fan and majority of spectators. Give TV commentators no clue either, as long as they babble over the routines.
Create a show out of every major competition, complete with ‘Oscar’ and ‘Grammy’ like ceremonies to please the sponsors and commercial media.
Reduce the number of athletes per federation to prevent disencouraging podium sweeps under the pretext of promoting the sport over the rest of the world. Invite only commercially interesting competitors to the live finals.
The others are thanked for their efforts in secret qualifiers that take place out of view of the media and even interested fans.
Raise the minimum age while at the time provide on open ended scoring system to ensure longevity and continuous challenge of the athletes.
Advocate the suicidal chucking of skills for spectacle and entertainment.
Micro manage that scoring system to such an extent every season so that nobody understands the current rules, least of all the casual fan and majority of spectators. Give TV commentators no clue either, as long as they babble over the routines.
Create a show out of every major competition, complete with ‘Oscar’ and ‘Grammy’ like ceremonies to please the sponsors and commercial media.
And that's what they call a happy childhood, I bet. No going outside, no sport, no activity. Just soft cage. Or couch 