For Spun Silver

[roundboypete]

Alexandra Pauline!
Alexandra Pauline!
She's the cutest little skater that I ever have seen!
Bring on the Russians!
Bring on the Kween!
Everybody cheer for Alexandra Pauline!

Alexandra Pauline!
Alexandra Pauline!
Now, whoever doesn't like her, well they're just plain mean!
She smiles at her critics, calm and serene,
'Til every heart melts for Alexandra Pauline!

Alexandra Pauline!
Alexandra Pauline!
Now our gal's moving on to the Silver Screen!
She'll bring down the house, she'll steal ev'ry scene!
So everybody cheer,
Everybody cheer,
EVERYBODY CHEER!!!!!!

...for Alexandra Pauline!

 

[kendall]

Kimmie Meissner!
She's the best and elegant skater that I ever have seen!
Bring on the USA!
Bring on the Kween!
Everybody cheer for Kimmie Meissner!

Kimmie Meissner!
Kimmie Meissner!
Now, whoever doesn't like her, well they're just plain mean!
She is the reigning World Champion
She land her triple-triple jumps with ease together w/ flawless triple axel.
'Til every heart melts for Kimmie Meissner!

Kimmie Meissner!
Kimmie Meissner!
Now our gal's moving on to the Gold Screen!
She'll bring down the house, she'll take ev'ry scene!
No one will able to touch her
So everybody cheer,
Everybody cheer,
EVERYBODY CHEER!!!!!!

...for Kimmie Meissner 2007 World!
Keep it real

 

[R.D.]

RPB is at it again :agree: Even if I don't agree with the subject matter, you still find a way to make it sound good.

 

[Spun Silver]

Alexandra Pauline!
Alexandra Pauline!
She's the cutest little skater that I ever have seen!
Bring on the Russians!
Bring on the Kween!
Everybody cheer for Alexandra Pauline!

Alexandra Pauline!
Alexandra Pauline!
Now, whoever doesn't like her, well they're just plain mean!
She smiles at her critics, calm and serene,
'Til every heart melts for Alexandra Pauline!

Alexandra Pauline!
Alexandra Pauline!
Now our gal's moving on to the Silver Screen!
She'll bring down the house, she'll steal ev'ry scene!
So everybody cheer,
Everybody cheer,
EVERYBODY CHEER!!!!!!

...for Alexandra Pauline!

Ahhhhh, this masterpiece has to be quoted in full. Thank you, Roundboypete! This is one of the nicest presents I've ever received! Where is the dancing-for-joy smilie!!! :yes: :yes:

ETA:
P.S. Although I am quickly coming to dislike Kendall, I do think the following lines have a certain flair. As TS Eliot said, good poets don't borrow, they steal.

She is the reigning World Champion
She land her triple-triple jumps with ease together w/ flawless triple axel.
'Til every heart melts for Kimmie Meissner!