I once had a job for 6 hours....
When I was a college student I took a job at a club as a deejay playing records. It seemed perfect because it was at night and I could study. Well, at hour 5 they handed me a special record to play and when the music started, "boom-bum-bum-BOOM-bum-bum" out jiggles a middle-aged stripper!! I got a fit of the giggles

-- which annoyed the stripper no end -- and shortly afterward reconsidered my 'career' in the entertainment field.
Come to think of it, I never got paid for that night...think what that would be with 37 years accrued interest! I could retire from real estate!