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Mathman said:Kraft Foods is expected to be spun off and become a separate company. This will greatly increase the profitability of Kraft (an estimated 20 to 33% increase in stock value) because Kraft will no longer bear a share of the burdens of anti-tobacco law suits.
Mathman said:It sounds exactly like her! The moment I heard it I had no doubt. Tape it and run it through your voice analyzer, you'll see. Maybe it was the professional-sounding timbre in her voice that threw you off.![]()
The point I was trying to make is that it is foolish to blame Kraft Salad Dressing -- much less Michelle Kwan -- for the fact that Philip Morris makes cigarettes.MKFSfan said:I have no problems with tobacco lawsuits! Keeps my daddy in business! Sorry, that is the 1st thing that came to mind, even though I am a grown woman living on my own...
MKFSfan said:Wow, she sounded like professional announcer, then! Thanks for the info!![]()

Mathman said:The point I was trying to make is that it is foolish to blame Kraft Salad Dressing -- much less Michelle Kwan -- for the fact that Philip Morris makes cigarettes.
Go ahead and volunteer at the cancer ward. I work in ICU, trust me, I see the results of many overindulgences (smoking, alcohol, drugs, food, non-compliance with prescription medication) on a regular basis. PEOPLE make those choices, and very few companies I would consider inherently evil when stupid people are making their stupid choices. Period.Mathman said:I agree, the "salad" does sound different from the "Kraft your." Maybe they made her work with a voice coach on that word and that was the best take.

Yeah, I think you're right. Michelle said "Kraft your," then they brought in a professional announcer to say "salad." (Go work on your silibants, Michelle.Red Dog said:or maybe the recording was spliced. I still have a hard time believing it's her...![]()
)Mathman said:(FSU has a thread titled, "You know you're obsessed with Michelle Kwan when...")

When my granddaughter Angelica Rach grows up she can be the president of the new fan club, the "Wing Nuts."Piel said:Do you mean thateveryone doesn't name their daughters..........
Salome Wing, Shez Michelle, and Tosca Kwan?![]()