Pitchka,
Thanks for the info on the way these Miss America contestents might or might not have learned certain things about US history. Doesn't it suck when a teacher/course is so bad it's a complete waste of time for everyone? Bummer. Of course when I was in Jr. High the girls still had to take Home Economics and the boys took Shop. Yeah, making friggin' pie crusts. That was an invaluable part of my education.
Tonichelle,
I've been to Alaska and of course Alaska's girls are great. Where Alaska may be lacking is in the great Miss America-Making Coaching Corporations that states like Texas have. You know, all the pageant experts that turn a lovely, intelligent young woman into a lean, mean pageant-winning machine. A girl I knew in high school was first runner up for Miss USA in about 1978 (this was before Donald Trump bought it and it was a more well-rounded, no pun intended, beauty pageant) and I kid you not, this girl ended up in the hospital suffering from exhaustion after the pageant. She was Miss Arizona and she was trained for Miss USA like an athlete. She was about 5'7, about 125 lbs and she competed at Miss USA weighing 105. This was in the days before breast implants and this girl had one heckuva rack, whch no doubt helped her win swimsuit. But they literally physically, psychologically, and as best they could, intellectually molded this girl into a winnah! Or close. But she really got sick afterwards from the stress, the dieting, the lack of sleep, the exercise, all of it. She ended up being the weathergirl on the noon news in Phoenix for a while. I'd moved to Salt Lake City by '74, but I saw her on TV when I went home for Christmas. She was so BAD. She sounded and moved like someone doing an imitation of an empty-headed, robotic weathergirl. And the little bit of banter she was supposed to do with the news guy--OMG. "Ha ha, Don. Ha ha." I'm not kidding.
Anyway, what I think Alaska needs to do if they want to move up in the pageant world is get a hired gun from one of those southern states that are big on pageants. The only thing is, those girls or the state pageant have to pay these pageant experts a ton of money. Back in '78, the training the girl I knew got was mostly funded by the Arizona state Miss USA pageant, but she, or I should say her father, had to shell out a lot too. I think the state paid about $30K to the consultants and the girl's family paid about $15K, which was a LOT in '78.
Well, I'll root for Alaska next year. I'm sure I'll make the difference, lol.
Herm,
I was beginning to wonder if anybody else had noticed that cello solo

And the girl, Miss Wherever, put such emotion into it with her face and the music was so awful! Really, I expected to open my window while she was playing and hear dogs going "Owooooooooo!" all over the city. Worst Miss A performance I can remember since Miss Oregan danced the ballet solo "The Dying Swan" to "The Swan" back in the late '60s. I swear, feathers were falling off her tu tu. Another howler. Stay away from "The Swan" girls. Though I must admit I miss the baton twirlers from the '60s. Now there was a talent besides singing that those girls were really good at. Quad turns under highflying double batons caught behind the back--all the big tricks and all to music like "Flight of the Bumblebee" or Katcheturian's "Sabre Dance." And the ones who played things like bells, loved those too. My hope is to live long enough to see a Miss America contestant play the drums as her talent. I want her to do a kick-a$$ heavy metal or at least hard rock drum solo--in evening gown of course. "And here doing the classic drum solo from Iron Butterfly's 'Inna Gadda da Vida' is Miss Ohio, Shirley Ann Marie Wynona Ryder Price!" Of course I'd want Beavis and Butthead doing the commentary. Heh heh.
Rgirl