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Ottavio's 12 Days of Christmas

visaliakid

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Ottavio's Twelve Days of Christmas

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On the 1st day of Christmas, Ottavio gave to me:

A code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 3th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 11th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

11 men a leaping, 10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Ottavio gave me:

12 ladies spinning, 11 men a leaping, 10 angry coaches, 9 anonamous judges, 8 pair teams splitting, 7 dancers twizzling, 6 federations feuding, 5 sanctioned officials; - 4 calling errors, 3 synchro teams, 2 shredded scorecards and a code of points that's totally fan-friendly.


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:rock: :rofl: I stared laughing as soon as I saw the thread title.

Happy holidays, everyone. And as Tiny Tim said, God bless us, every one -- even Mr. C. :)
 
The emperor Ottavio (aka speedy)? Folks, rise up against the dictator of figure skating and the slaughter of Turin.

Quo vadis Domine?
 
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