some funny episodes (April 14 2019)
Yagudin: Alexandra and Vladislav, first of all, I'd like to congratulate you on the wonderful dance you've performed for us, yet clear up one matter: it seems to me I've seen you somewhere.
(Vladislav nods) Where could it be - if not in our project, right? Did you participate last year?
Vladislav: Yes.
Yagudin (to Alexandra): Yet I don't remember your face.
Alexandra: Really? You carried me on your back.
Yagudin: I carried you? In what show I carry you on my back?
Alexandra: In Voronezh. There was a show by Ilya Averbukh, and you skated in it.
Mikheeva: So you are a pair! Do you get it?
Yagudin: I get it,
(to Alexandra) I don't get what were you doing with him?
Mikheeva: Yaroslav helped to reunite your pair!
/.../
Yagudin: Now we'd like to hear some comments. Maxim?
Mikheeva (at the same time): Ilya Izyaslavich?
Yagudin (laughs): We work in unison.
Mikheeva: Rock-paper-scissors, OK? Rock-paper-scissors! One...
She doesn't manage to say "two, three", because Yagudin shows "scissors"
Yagudin: That's all, I won. So, Maxim!
Mikheeva still hasn't unclenched her fist
Mikheeva: You lost! I have a "rock"!
somebody: Yes.
Yagudin: Yes...
Mikheeva: Your scissors became blunt. Ilya Izyaslavich!
Yagudin: OK. Ilya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxNj7BN72so&t=3m38s
Viktoria Sinyavina skated to Ukrainian song, she says the song is about stars
Averbukh: /.../ You were natural, besides your mistake on the flip - after that you switched off suddenly. This is an unallowable thing, actually. You should not let us see you made a mistake. You should remember that. It is very important. I'm sure your coach has told you so a hundred times. Today such a trifle can leave you out of the project, but I hope...
Yagudin: that it won't happen!
Averbukh: No. That it can be a good lesson which will help you later, when you'll have your most important competitions.
Yagudin: Maybe Tatiana Anatolievna can say something nice?
Tarasova: /.../ Your skating is very good, Vikusya. Yet you took this song, you say it is about stars, but you didn't look up to the sky even once, your soul wasn't working. One's soul should work in every number, not only legs and arms, not only the planned choreography - you should also add an impression of flying - it will be an entirely different dance. We will understand better what your program is about, we won't ask you, we will understand it by your glance. A dance doesn't need words to explain it.
Yagudin: Viktoria, I can translate from adult language to childish one. If you'll be skating again to this wonderful music, just raise your head and wave with your hands - and they'll get it at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbj_rRs_Q6Q&t=4m3s
Gleb Solovich tells he likes scaring movies, his partner Maria Pavlova doesn't. Yet she has seen the "Vampires' Ball", she liked this music, so they took it
Trankov: I'd like to say I really liked the boy. I'd like to praise Gleb: he was whirling his partner, presentating her - almost the only one among the pairs I've seen here (I mean the pairs of this age, of this level). So Gleb was really good, and Maria needs to work on femininity, on presentating herself, she should beautify the pair. Her skating was a bit cold.
Yagudin (to the kids): So after the "Vampires' Ball" you need to see "Cinderella", the "Swan Lake"...
Mikheeva: Indeed. Maxim, she is a vampire - why do you need femininity?
Trankov: As far as I remember from movies... (and not long ago I've finished my career with the "Dracula" program, so I've studied this topic) So I'd say those vampire ladies do lure those whom they'd like to bite.
Mikheeva: OK, Maxim. If you show the green light, maybe you'll teach Maria that femininity (if she chooses you, of course). Can you promise to?
Trankov: Let's see, let's see.
/.../
Tarasova: The girl was performing that image which - I guess - had been explained to her. Vampires can be different.
/.../
Mikheeva: Tatiana Anatolievna, what about Lyosha? Was he a vampire, when you coached him?
Yagudin: What kind of a vampire was I, when I drank your blood?
Tarasova doesn't answer
Yagudin: We'll learn that later, in other episodes of the show.
Tarasova: You were a beloved one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h5jTBU0rKo&t=4m41s