no streakers or people in bed[I remember when it happened, as described by commentators, but I think it was blipped out on Canadian TV. We're a very polite people. (Except during hockey games.)]
In Canada that was X-rated.
Michelle was shown instead.
Dear me, don't cause a sensation!
Do you still seek
All too dowdy, to my distress,
Does it have a skating border?
Now if only the weather gods will prevent
Not me wearing it, obviously, but the online picture from which I chose the style and colour. The dress was made up for me in the UK and mailed unhemmed. It's now at my dry cleaner's where the woman who does alterations there is hemming it to my height. The ladies in the wedding party all decided to wear very simple gowns because the groom and his best man and ushers are all in the RCMP and will be in full dress uniform with the red serge tunics. To add to the peacock effect, the bride's father (my SIL) will be wearing his formal Scottish regalia, black velvet, lace ruffles, gold buttons and all, and his clan tartan for his kilt and shoulder plaid is the Cameron, which is bright red and black. So the bride and her attendants are all wearing white, and the MOB, MOG, and I chose various solid colours that don't clash with all that red on the menfolk.
I hope you get an exception
My long-ago broken ankle will tell us whether.
My family would not see that as a gain
A serious lie? They would rue
Playground games when I was a kid
