Words and rhyme - game

[iluvtodd]

Someone will receive his come uppance
For his poor behavior

 

[Diana Delafield]

[Explanation for blank here: Must keep cat from joining computer games and walking across keyboard]

 

[Diana Delafield]

Someone will receive his come uppance
For his poor behavior

While you crave your
revenge on that person you dislike

 

[skylark]

While you crave your
revenge on that person you dislike

Ah, the pauvre little tyke
doesn't deserve it!

 

[NanaPat]

Ah, the pauvre little tyke
doesn't deserve it!

Let's reserve it
for someone who does

(deserve it)

 

[Diana Delafield]

Let's reserve it
for someone who does

(deserve it)

Save for your friends the warmth and the fuzz
of your nicest feelings

 

[iluvtodd]

Imagine the ceilings
That have fallen down in the hurricane zones

 

[Diana Delafield]

Imagine the ceilings
That have fallen down in the hurricane zones

I feel storms coming in my bones,
reminders of a few old injuries

 

[NanaPat]

I feel storms coming in my bones,
reminders of a few old injuries

On GS we have self-appointed sin juries
to castigate commentators who mispronounce names

 

[iluvtodd]

The Winter Olympic Games
will be in less than 2 years now!

NanaPat, I've always appreciated that Tanith (Belbin) White has done her homework & is very careful to pronounce names of competitors correctly. Johnny Weir sounds pretty accurate/precise when he pronounces Russian/breakaway republic names.

 

[Diana Delafield]

The Winter Olympic Games
will be in less than 2 years now!

NanaPat, I've always appreciated that Tanith (Belbin) White has done her homework & is very careful to pronounce names of competitors correctly. Johnny Weir sounds pretty accurate/precise when he pronounces Russian/breakaway republic names.

And as the Games get closer, every coach fears now
that their skater may suffer an injury!

 

[NanaPat]

And as the Games get closer, every coach fears now
that their skater may suffer an injury!

Especially after a jumping spree
That includes bad landings

 

[Diana Delafield]

Especially after a jumping spree
That includes bad landings

And in a fall, hitting the ice with your hand brings
a chance of a broken wrist!

 

[skylark]

And in a fall, hitting the ice with your hand brings
a chance of a broken wrist!

Thank goodness for a gorgeous, well-done triple twist
A clean catch, arms down (him), a lovely split (her) and a beautiful LONG running edge landing ...

(but not in that order LOL

 

[Diana Delafield]

Thank goodness for a gorgeous, well-done triple twist
A clean catch, arms down (him), a lovely split (her) and a beautiful LONG running edge landing ...

(but not in that order LOL

And above all remain standing,
having landed facing him in the correct direction!

 

[iluvtodd]

Skating perfection
is hard to achieve!

 

[Diana Delafield]

Skating perfection
is hard to achieve!

After 55+ years on the ice, I believe
that is an impossible goal!

 

[iluvtodd]

How big is the hole
in your bagel?

 

[Diana Delafield]

How big is the hole
in your bagel?

The measurement is so vague, I'll
have to just take an average.

 

[iluvtodd]

Sometimes judges' sports scores
can be savage!