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In 1940s slang, he showed off his "gams"John Kerr wore a kilt
for one of his dance programs!![]()

litigious people like tortsIn 1940s slang, he showed off his "gams"
And I'm proud to say I suggested those bike shorts![]()
Why do so many shopping cartslitigious people like torts
while the rest of us prefer tarts
This can be a realWhy do so many shopping carts
have one stuck or contrary wheel?
Because you only needed two items, but you still have to windThis can be a real
problem, especially if it affects a "short/baby cart",
which are usually hard to find
For two items, I use a basket with a smile.Because you only needed two items, but you still have to wind
an erratic path, searching, and they've been moved to a different aisle
A basket for two items is smart,For two items, I use a basket with a smile.
It's for 10 or so items that I need a baby cart.
the Mars roverWatch out for all that glitter!
You'll find it all over!
A third of people are not ticklish at all, and about halfA little tickle
makes a person laugh
Try this recipe for Alba-turkey,I guess I should revise my rhyme to say that tickles make SOME people laugh!
Go see the luminarias
in Albuquerque
I'm one of the non-ticklish people, which is why I got curious and looked up the statistics. I'm told if someone tried to tickle me when I was a baby I'd just give them an offended frown: "ExCUUUUSE me?! Is that supposed to be amusing?"I guess I should revise my rhyme to say that tickles make SOME people laugh!
Go see the luminarias
in Albuquerque
Try this recipe for Alba-turkey,
a celebrity-inspired Thanksgiving dish

I was just in time to put a banWear a red cape
if you want to be Superman
It's pretty lameWas that a foul
in a baseball game?