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Put on a smiling faceTime for an inquiry
into a criminal case?
Another dilemma is wanting to skate to a songMake sure to not look appalled
When they pronounce it wrong
But just think of that time you were on your bike,Another dilemma is wanting to skate to a song
that you love but your fans on GS dislike
Sometimes it just comes down to how it feelsBut just think of that time you were on your bike,
Listening to that tune, while ( dangerously ) gliding freely on your wheels
Themes can spontaneously develop in these poetry chains that go on for days, and other times they'll hop around with no topic connections. It's part of the funWhole novel with a story line at this point![]()

But in the end, I think I won'tSometimes it just comes down to how it feels
to skate to music you love even if others don't
Themes can spontaneously develop in these poetry chains that go on for days, and other times they'll hop around with no topic connections. It's part of the fun![]()
You do if your sightBut in the end, I think I won't
I've got to win the judges over first right?
I hope the women's singles goes to a boldYou do if your sight
is set on Olympic gold
As an end to a competitive career storyI hope the women's singles goes to a bold
skater; ie, Sakamoto Kaori
It's no jokeBut - alas! As I stand, my $7 avocado toast falls to the ground
This is why I'm broke
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Before prize money was introduced, skaters with wealthy backersIt's no joke when a squirrel runs off with your cheese,
leaving you with a lunch of un-topped crackers.
I once had a costume that made me look like a tavern wench,The chanteurs
sing in French
I'll bet you have worn lotsI once had a costume that made me look like a tavern wench,
when I was supposed to be portraying Mary, Queen of Scots!
Some of them reduced my mother to tearsI'll bet you have worn lots
of questionable costumes over the years
That story reminds me of a funny rumorSome of them reduced my mother to tears
of laughter. (She had an offbeat sense of humour.)
[My most memorable was when our club did "Bambi" in a carnival and they had the smallest skaters cast as assorted baby animals. Adorable. Some of the teenagers, me included, were cast as trees, scattered around the ice to steer the little ones in the right directions and to pick up the ones who fell. In case any of the baby bunnies, birdies, and cubs got tearful, the tree costumes had pockets in which we kept handfuls of Kleenex. I've never felt quite so ridiculous on the ice as when I was plucking hankies out of knotholes in my trunk with my branches and mopping off a wailing baby skunk who'd got knocked down by a bunny.]
also I'm absolutely dying I wish I could have seen that performance hehe that sounds so cute )As a mother and grandmother now, I think the littlest skaters are all honeysThat story reminds me of a funny rumor
About how all the coaches at my club were all secretly immortal bunnies
( I have no idea how it got started, that's just what happens when you put a group of little kids together for hours every day, I think it may have had something to do with their - actually very astounding - ability to jump at their agesalso I'm absolutely dying I wish I could have seen that performance hehe that sounds so cute )
