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Crazy predictions thread 2018-19

27. After the first 3 JGPs, Shin Amano volunteers to be the permanent technical specialist. The number of ratified quads goes down by 95%. Skaters try all forms of concealment and distraction from hand waving, jumping in the same corner with no cameras, even jumping behind the boards! They are no match for him as his carrot accuracy is to the hundredth of a degree. When scrolling through the protocols, the most common letter you will see is 'e'. ;)
 
27. After the first 3 JGPs, Shin Amano volunteers to be the permanent technical specialist. The number of ratified quads goes down by 95%. Skaters try all forms of concealment and distraction from hand waving, jumping in the same corner with no cameras, even jumping behind the boards! They are no match for him as his carrot accuracy is to the hundredth of a degree. When scrolling through the protocols, the most common letter you will see is 'e'. ;)

Doubles become standard as many skaters are retraining their jumps
 
27. After the first 3 JGPs, Shin Amano volunteers to be the permanent technical specialist. The number of ratified quads goes down by 95%. Skaters try all forms of concealment and distraction from hand waving, jumping in the same corner with no cameras, even jumping behind the boards! They are no match for him as his carrot accuracy is to the hundredth of a degree. When scrolling through the protocols, the most common letter you will see is 'e'. ;)

He does a so good job that ISU accept his request to be the permanent TS in seniors GPs too. The number of "e" rise dramatically and he calls UR every excessively pre-rotated jump. 50 points of BV will be the standard for very good technicians in ladies.
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He does a so good job that ISU accept his request to be the permanent TS in seniors GPs too. The number of "e" rise dramatically and he calls UR every excessively pre-rotated jump. 50 points of BV will be the standard for very good technicians in ladies.
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And by Worlds, the ISU reluctantly lets him be the 'assistant' technical specialist in the men's event, in addition to being the technical specialist in the ladies' event. The men change their layouts so that no quads are repeated because they know the second attempt will be scrutinized twice as hard. No 4Lz or 4F are executed in either competition.
 
The 2022 OGM in male singles will have no quads on either program, also he will be a dark horse that no one had taken into consideration for the gold, everyone's favorite for the gold (Shoma/Boyang/Nathan) will have several under rotations calls and deductions and will settle for silver.
 
After the newly introduced limit on backloading and quads, certain skaters start to lobby that by the same logic, the number of Olympic and World golds won by the same skater should be limited, too - also retroactively. As a global praying circle to save multiple gold medallists fails (shame on you, skating gods...), a new association, led by an all-female squad of Gordeeva, Savchenko, Kwan, Kim, and other notorious winners, is formed as an alternate to ISU to defend their medals. Among the ensuing drama, many skaters switch to acting to hone their now-perfected interpretation skills, e.g. Miyahara becomes a J-Dorama phenomenon, Medvedeva stars in period pieces and Chen becomes a teen heartthrob in US daily soaps. Tutberidze's still available students form the girl band '(S)quad Axel' and tour the world. Hanyu opens The Wizarding World of FS Wizardry and Disney goes bankrupt. In a final desperate attempt to keep skaters from departing, Lakernik and Gailhaguet introduce a new judging system, based on PCS corridor, pre-rotation and compulsory figures alone.

Hahahaha. Love this.
 
The 2022 OGM in male singles will have no quads on either program, also he will be a dark horse that no one had taken into consideration for the gold, everyone's favorite for the gold (Shoma/Boyang/Nathan) will have several under rotations calls and deductions and will settle for silver.

Yes and he will be the oldest OGM in any discipline, at the age of 48. He will have fully-rotated triples and perfect edge jumps that earn him straight +5 GOE. The judges wouldn't dare to give him anything less. It was part of a 4-year plan, you see, with this new SOV system. After his OGM win, ISU passes the rule in Congress that one can't be both a technical specialist and compete in the same event, also known as the 'Shin Amano rule'.
 
28. Cathy Reed announces her comeback to skate with her brother Chris Reed. They win Japanese Nationals again and get their best results at home Worlds, Top 10.
 
At the end of the season 2018-2019 (right before Worlds Gala) all the broken partnerships suddenly get renewed. Splitted get reunited, skaters come back to their previous coaches, retired singles form new Dance or Pairs partnerships.
 
28. Cathy Reed announces her comeback to skate with her brother Chris Reed. They win Japanese Nationals again and get their best results at home Worlds, Top 10.

At the end of the season 2018-2019 (right before Worlds Gala) all the broken partnerships suddenly get renewed. Splitted get reunited, skaters come back to their previous coaches, retired singles form new Dance or Pairs partnerships.

With the way this summer has gone, I'm not sure either of these things would be crazy anymore. :laugh:
 
Sasha keeps us unsuspecting while she lands her quads, shows us vampire-like pictures of her hungry for 4F and 4Lo and not make us think that she's doing 3A because it hasn't been on the ice yet. meanwhile, she dominates in competition with 4Lz, 4T-3T, 4T while training all of the quads: 4A, 4F, 4Lo, and back to 4S too. then she comes out at her first world championships with a layout of 4A, 4Lz-3Lo, 4Lz, 4F-3T, 4Lo, 4T-1Lo-3F, 4S causing the judges to faint of shock and reverse all of the previous rule changes that discredited the work of Eteri's girls. then she rips off her eerily-similar facemask to reveal that it has been Eteri landing these quads the whole time. Sasha has been at home training quints.
 
Trusova fails anti-doping tests due to blood transfusions.

She claims she is a vampire and that's why she needs regular blood.

She is banned from figure skating. A vampire hunter goes into Eteri's camp..... he never is seen again :devil:
 
Trusova fails anti-doping tests due to blood transfusions.

She claims she is a vampire and that's why she needs regular blood.

She is banned from figure skating. A vampire hunter goes into Eteri's camp..... he never is seen again :devil:

I'm sensing a hot new Netflix series based on vampire figure skaters and the vampire hunters sent to infiltrate their world of high-stakes skating competitions and even higher-stakes blood lust. I'd copyright this now, 4everchan! :love:
 
I'm sensing a hot new Netflix series based on vampire figure skaters and the vampire hunters sent to infiltrate their world of high-stakes skating competitions and even higher-stakes blood lust. I'd copyright this now, 4everchan! :love:

He's not copyrighting this since he got this idea from me :dev2:, right 4EC ;)?
 
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