My favourite rubric: some funny episodes (April 7 2019)
Navka: Your skating was very beautiful. I have a question to you: do you ever smile when you are skating?
Sofia: Sometimes I do.
(laughs)
Navka: Sometimes you do?
(laughs) Your skating was rather confident, rather clean, yet somehow you were looking down the whole time. Right?
Yagudin: It just seems to you, because you are sitting too high.
/.../
(Kostomarov asks if she has other jumps. She says she has.) /.../
Tarasova: Jump now, dear! Jump!
Yagudin: Listen here! Let's discuss it. Look, we have an opportunity to miss an element now, right? What about advising the judges to see your successful tries in the internet?
(Sofia says she will jump)
Yagudin: Can you? So what are we going to jump?
Sofia: 3 flip.
/.../
Yagudin: OK. The audience is applauding you. The main thing, smile please after the successfully completed 3 flip. Agreed? Go ahead!
(Sofia jumps) /.../
Yagudin: Well, give me five! Congratulations! /.../ Look, are you satisfied with it?
Sofia: Yes.
Yagudin: Did you smile when you had done the flip? No. And Tatiana Navka...
(Sofia says something) You didn't manage to make it in time? Sure! Look, Tatiana Navka can teach you to smile. What a nice smile she has! /.../ Well done. Congratulations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEoc6MNVSbo&t=3m38s
Mikheeva: To say the truth, it is the first time on this project that I see happy tears. Arina, what about choosing your coach?
Arina: With pleasure.
Mikheeva: So?..
Yagudin: Wait a bit. Anyhow this is a dancing duet, not just Arina decides. I know, that in every family in 99 cases per cent the woman decides, but he exists too. Dima.
Mikheeva: Have you decided?
Dima: Yes.
Mikheeva: What do you think, do your opinions jibe?
Arina, Dima: Yes.
Mikheeva: Can you say it together?
Yagudin: Let it be only the last name. So...
Dima: Averbukh!
Arina: bukh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqsiW_bb98A&t=5m11s
Trankov: Do you jump 2A-3T?
Anastasia: Well, not consistently.
Trankov: I see.
Yagudin: Yet you do jump, right?
Anastasia: It happens.
Yagudin: She does, she does!
(Averbukh explains, that the red light doesn't mean "no" and etc.)
Yagudin: What an evil guy! Right?
(Anastasia shakes her head no)
Yagudin: No? How he was throwing a scare into you! Well, OK.
/.../
Tarasova: I say "yes" to you. I think your technic is good, you are musical, this nice project should have a place for you. Yet the coaches decide on their own, I can't interfere, I only can advise them.
Yagudin: Tatiana Anatolievna, you have interfered in my life once...
Tarasova: I hadn't interfered before you asked me to.
Yagudin (to Anastasia): I'll tell you a story. I was waiting for my turn to skate, when I suddenly felt someone pricked me from the back...
Tarasova: I never pricked you, I could give you a pinch.
Yagudin: I turned around and saw nobody. Then it happened again. /.../ Somebody pricked me again. I turned around again, I saw nothing. Do you know what it was? Tatiana Anatolievna took a pin and pricked me. Do you know why? It seemed to her I wasn't concentrated. So please, Tatiana Anatolievna, take a pin and prick the coaches, so that this wonderful girl would be taken to our project!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49uhtcfgse4&t=4m34s