
See, everybody? Nothing to it!
Circumference = 2 x Pi x radius.
C = 2 pi R. Would Thomas Aquinas agree with Euclid that even God can’t draw a circle whose circumference and radius were not related in this way?
OK, this is the last one. (No, no, everybody, there's no use begging for more!

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Michelle weighs the Earth
(I mean, Michelle undertakes the task of measuring the mass of the Earth, not Michelle needs to go on a diet after her long time off the ice.

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Michelle, having successfully measured the circumference of the Earth with nothing but a pocket watch, next undertook to determine the earth’s mass. Fortunately, she had all the tools she needed -- an ordinary yardstick and a tunnel through the center of the earth. Using these resources, Michelle measured the diameter of the earth.
Now, Michelle knew from her Euclid that indeed the circumference should be related to the radius by the formula C = 2 x Pi x R. But when she actually made the measurement, the radius turned out to be 1.48 millimeters too long!
“Very interesting,” said Michelle. “The mass of the earth is 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons.”
