Due to unforeseen circumstances I was without internet for the entirety of the pairs' free skate and the gala, so I'm rewatching the whole event now! I've got a mug of hot cocoa and some honorary Canadian citizenship at the ready.
GROUP 1
ooh Belinda throwing shade on Evgeni Krasnopolski... we need to get a partner kill count running for him!
KEEGAN!
I like Rebecca's unitard. This music is... very Italian and very Eurovision though. A pretty clean skate to start off the event! Hopefully this bodes well.
Evgeni Krasnopolski and his 459th partner! blech Josh Groban I'd better mute before he gets ruined for me like Michael Buble. Ohhhh Haley honey please be the first of Krasnopolski's many partners to leave him before he leaves you... you have lots of potential ignore the SBS jump issues here and find some lonely Russian pair boy and convince him to skate for Israel. Or go to America you can surely find a good partner there.
skipping Hase/Seegert...don't feel like crying today except happy tears
M/MT! Not sure I like that weird jacket/shirt/vest thing Michael but Kirsten looks great. It wasn't a disaster and I admire Kirsten's ability to save even the wonkiest of throws. KEEGAN AND THE FLAG! He is literally the one Canadian superfan from Yuri on Ice

(also random sidenote but I really like Bruno as a coach he seems very nice and supportive but is also smart with strategy and playing to his skaters' strengths)
GROUP 2
This group is kinda weird now with the whole drama with Laura... I really hope it's a false positive like C/J had but no matter what it still sucks.
I'm not the biggest fan of J/R but that OUTFIT for Vanessa

. That pair spin was sloooow and a little wonky eeps. Also why do we skate to a song called Falling that's how you jinx yourself and yup there goes the flip

but KEEGAN how can you not love him?
I love this colour on Laura and Marco but now I can't get attached to this team

. Marco is really fantastic though he has great flexibility and lines. WHY DO WE HAVE AN OVERHEAD SHOT OF THE LIFTS URGGHHHH. also that voiceover to end is a hardcore no.
It wouldn't be an Olympic event without some Moulin Rouge *sigh*. And with voiceovers too

. At least it's not Roxaaaaaane and I could listen to Ewan McGregor sing all day. but oi vey that was messy

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Here come the Georgians! I do love/hate me some In This Shirt! (it's a great song but kind of overused off topic but remember when Andrei M. skated to it in juniors?) eeps he just held on to that combo but her jumps are so PRETTY. Karina is just so good! Maybe not the strongest performers but their elements are really solid.
and groups 3/4 will be later, likely when I have the time to bawl my eyes out at all the great skates.