A Caption Contest

[IDLERACER]

Click on the icon with the tongue sticking out to see something extremely akward, bordering on a serious lapse in taste. Click on the laughing icon to see Yoshie Onda's head explode, and finally if you click on the blue face, you won't even believe what you're seeing. Please feel free to caption any one of these. Whoever comes up with the most clever line will win absolutely nothing.

 

[dorispulaski]

Number three-I Thought Toads Were the Largest Things to Rain from the SKY?

 

[Ptichka]

#1: It's time to have that talk, young lady!

#2: Wew! What a stink!

 

[Spirit]

#3:
Man: "Y-Y-You're beautiful! Who are you?"

Woman: "I am your Guardian Angel! I am here to protect you from backroom dealmaking by the judges."

 

[Spirit]

#2:
"Ah-CHOO!"

 

[Spirit]

#1:
Man: "Okay, honey -- remember that little discussion we had last week about how you sometimes can get a little too needy and too clingy?"

 

[sk8m8]

#1: Another adventure of "Dr. Feelgood, On Ice Gynecologist"

#2. Note to self: NO MORE BEANS BEFORE COMPETITION!!!

#3. Maybe I put TOO much Helium in her skates!

 

[RealtorGal]

#3: I'm going to run and grab a quick lunch. I'll be back for you before you come down, okay?

 

[dlkksk8fan]

#1- "Damn those ruffles!"

#2- "I'm turning blue!"

#3- "How do I get up there?"

 

[Dee4707]

1. This isn't how you do the Heimlich.

2. My bitter beer face.

3. What do you think I am--- a balloon?

Dee

 

[Joesitz (RIP)]

1. Oh dear, how do I get you out of this?

2. Oh dear, I forgot the hair gel.

3. Oh dear, I forget what to do next!

Joe

3.

 

[paintbrushhh]

#1: Ahhh, nope, your Depends isn't showing.

#2: Oh, I really gotta go.

#3: Wow, you really are heads over heels in love with me!

 

[eliza88]

#2 Bad idea wearing a G-string under this!

#3 "Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me..."

 

[kzarah]

1. I wish she would stay away from spicy food.

 

[serenity]

1. Quick, where's my left leg go again?

3. Come on down I promise I won't drop you this time!

 

[skatepixie]

1) Man: "Dont worry, Id never drop you!" Thud!
2) "Why did the exlax have to kick in now?"
3) "Its a bird!" "Its a plane" "Its....a girl?"

 

[show 42]

#1 "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out....How do you do the "Hokey Pokey" again?"

#2 "Okay, who was that guy I saw you with last night?" "Tell me the truth or I'm outta here".....................42

 

[Ice Princess]

1. Peuw!


2. I have to go to the bathroom!


3. Oops! Wrong angle! What's with the laying down position?

 

[Pookie]

1. No, it doesn't look ripped from here.

2. I'm going to hold my breath until they give me more points.

3. Using that helium was a good idea.

 

[Rgirl]

Ah, Idle, you came out of that mud hole just in time for a much-needed goofy contest. Great captions so far. Don't think I can compete under the new system, but I'll try.

1. "No, honey. I don't see your other skate in there anywhere."

2. "If this doesn't get me to a Level 3, I'm just gonna pop!"

3. "Qing, I told you and told you! If you don't come down, we can't finish the program!"

Okay, so Beaver Cleaver was my one and only shining moment, lol.
Rgirl