Crazy Future Predictions

[cheerknithanson]

I'll do part 3 now.

One of mine involves a certain skater.....who I shall not name (ahem) and shall not name my "crazy prediction" cause it'll be kinda weird to put it on here. But it involves someone having a kid named Reyvin who'll be skating (Which btw if I ever have kids, my first kid's name will be that regardless of gender. It'll be pronounced like "raven.")

After Marina retires, Meryl, Charlie, Tanith, and Benjamin Agasto take over the ice dance at the rink in Canton. But some of the top ice dance coaches will have to move to the DC area.

Someone crept into NBC and hypnotized the staff into not showing any fluff for US nationals.

Misha Ge becomes a world famous choreographer for figure skating and since he gets so many requests, he can only do 7 skaters a season and chooses by taking all the requests names, writing them on paper, putting them in a hat, closing his eyes, and pick 7 at random.

After pairs skating in the USA had some ups and down, there is finally a burst of talented pairs in the USA.

TAT at 91 is still commentating, though her doctors warned her not to exert herself by screaming because her heart could stop due to her old age. She's grumpy about it so she retires from commentating. But that doesn't stop her from scolding students and other skaters.

I'll try to think of more for part 4 cause I have to sleep now and I don't have a lot on my mind.

 

[ioanna]

They train in Osaka, co-coached by Shoma Uno and choreographed for by actress/choreographer Satoko Miyahara (who are also married, because I also ship them ) and become the indisputable "next big things" when both of them win their respective senior disciplines at Chinese Nationals.

Also, the idea of Satoko as a choreographer/actress/total boss lady gives me LIFE.

Satoko already looks like a total boss, she's on the right track.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/77d834d0455975c44e9e40156713b47a/tumblr_o6b9mbcKyA1uh3g7co1_540.gif

 

[Layback11]

I'll do part 3 now.

One of mine involves a certain skater.....who I shall not name (ahem) and shall not name my "crazy prediction" cause it'll be kinda weird to put it on here. But it involves someone having a kid named Reyvin who'll be skating (Which btw if I ever have kids, my first kid's name will be that regardless of gender. It'll be pronounced like "raven."

I'm pretty sure I know whose kid this is.

 

[cheerknithanson]

I'm pretty sure I know whose kid this is.

Yeah we can private message about it.

 

[koatcue]

in 2038, Peter Dude from Canada wins gold in singles, pairs (with partner Maria Chick) and same sex ice dance (with partner John Dude- his brother....) Canada obviously wins the team event despite the lower placement of the canadian lady, Akiko Honda (a japanese lady tired of placing 32039th at seniors nationals but after moving to canada, starting to place 1st every year).

Everyone was expecting Peter Dude to win Singles and Pairs... but because he was skating with his sibling John, nobody thought they could win gold in ice dance, especially with tango romantica in the SD (apparently judges were grossed out) .... They won it all when their breakdancing FD literally broke the ice dance world.


Why use skaters from now if we are going to talk about 2038 ? HAHA

Truly unique names Imagine if somewhere in NA appeared such skater!

 

[Marin]

Satoko already looks like a total boss, she's on the right track.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/77d834d0455975c44e9e40156713b47a/tumblr_o6b9mbcKyA1uh3g7co1_540.gif

http://www.jsports.co.jp/skate/yamato/assets_c/2016/04/satokobike-11001.php
In case if there are some doubts

 

[LadyB]

Brian Boitano comes out of retirement, starts pair skating with Evgenia and the two do picture book sbs tanos throughout their programmes.
Eteri and Sergei tell the world what really happened

 

[CaroLiza_fan]

Just came home from watching the annual vintage bike run around the original circuit for my local road race (which is this weekend), and I see this:

http://www.jsports.co.jp/skate/yamato/assets_c/2016/04/satokobike-11001.php

Motorbikes are my first love, so I am absolutely delighted to see this!!!

But a ZRX1200???!!! That is a big bike for somebody so tiny!!!!

(Still trying to work out how somebody that is 4'11" managed to get onto it...)

Boys, but it is great to find out that another skater who I really liked already is into bikes! (Along with Plushenko, van der Perren, Massey...)

CaroLiza_fan

 

[4everchan]

Truly unique names Imagine if somewhere in NA appeared such skater!

:dev2:

 

[cheerknithanson]

Time for me to churn out part 4

After Evgenia wins gold in 2018, she decides to stay for the next quad since she realized she's still young. She doesn't medal at the Olympics, but retires graciously. She later on petitions for a reboot of Sailor moon. With her still having a youthful look, she stars in a live action movie of it.

Maia and Alex Shibutani become popular YouTubers after they retire. They eventually graduate from college as well. Unlike most popular American YouTubers, they refuse to move to LA. Instead, they stay in Detroit.

Okay that's it for now.

 

[Crossover]

in 2038, Peter Dude from Canada wins gold in singles, pairs (with partner Maria Chick) and same sex ice dance (with partner John Dude- his brother....) Canada obviously wins the team event despite the lower placement of the canadian lady, Akiko Honda (a japanese lady tired of placing 32039th at seniors nationals but after moving to canada, starting to place 1st every year).

Everyone was expecting Peter Dude to win Singles and Pairs... but because he was skating with his sibling John, nobody thought they could win gold in ice dance, especially with tango romantica in the SD (apparently judges were grossed out) .... They won it all when their breakdancing FD literally broke the ice dance world.


Why use skaters from now if we are going to talk about 2038 ? HAHA

Great satire on the Canadian curse for OGM in men's and the current Canadian ladies lineups. I love to see same-sex pairing in paired disciplines someday.

 

[4everchan]

hehe we gotta break this curse !!!! we gotta break it NOW!

Great satire on the Canadian curse for OGM in men's and the current Canadian ladies lineups. I love to see same-sex pairing in paired disciplines someday.

 

[LRK]

LOL, yes. Plushy is like a skating machine that just won't die!

Well, since he's been mentioned, I think it's only in order here for Plushy himself to join in the fun - I think this fits this thread, too.

A press conference with Plushy - from the future - the Olympics 2054:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLZq-wxLPJo

Translation provided by GS member Smooth Criminal:

"Press conference at the Olympic Games in Ulan-Bator 2054

Plushenko: Big thanks to everybody who supported me. Without you there wouldn’t be these 100 Olympic medals.

Reporter: Evgeni, will you be participating in the next Olympic Games in 2058 in Bagdad?

Plushenko: It’s important to end your career in your peak form. Apart from that it’s important to make way for the young. However, I’m only 72 years old, that’s why, OF COURSE, I will be participating in 2058.

Reporter: Evgeni, which disciplines will you be taking part in?

Plushenko: Most likely, I’m going to step down from the individual events. As far as team-events go…likewise. But among the Android-class I will try to repeat my accomplishments from today's Olympic Games. Moreover I’m preparing a new element: I’m going to spin in the air without touching the ground for three minutes. I call it the “Plushel”.

Reporter: Evgeni, how are you going to combine all that with your job?

Plushenko: Most likely, I’m going to my resign from my position as the Minister of Sports, but at the end of the day, Julia Vyacheslavovna Lipnitskaya could always replace me in that position. All in all, Russia: Just wait for victory at the next Winter Olympics in Bagdad! Thank you. Always yours, Evgeni Plushenko. "

http://www.goldenskate.com/forum/sh...ni-Plushenko&p=1035825&viewfull=1#post1035825

 

[Alexz]

^^ oh boy,...

 

[Sorrento]

Plushenko stops returning to competitive sport.
Myahara stops prerotating.
Wagner stops underrotating.
Medvedeva stops jumping only in the second half of her SP.
Brown stops doing his choreo with Ward.
Chan stops his coaching agreement with Johnson.
Jin stops jumping quads.
Chinese Federation stops splitting their Pairs.

 

[cathlen]

Valentina Marchei & Ondrej Hotarek will win 2018 Europeans, because all Russian pairs + Savchenko/Massot will go American way and skip it to prepare for Olympics. There will be less than 30 participants in 4CC that year, because Team USA & Team Japan will focus only on Olympics. All disciplines will be won by Chinese. Australian skaters will make it to the podium in all disciplines and TCC organizators will finally include Australian skaters in the invitations. There will be flood of kangaroos. Along with the quad battle at Olympics, there will be battle of triple Axels between ladies. Elizabet Tursynbaeva will repeat Denis Ten succes and win a medal at Olympics, as a first female from Kazakhastan Javier Fernandez will team up with Eric Radford for an exhibition number and will succesfully land a throw quintiple Salchow. Maegan Duhamel will thus lose a bet to Miki Ando and will be forced to eat meat for a dinner. Maia & Alex will make a video for commemoration. The video will get more than 5 milion views and 1 milion likes on youtube

 

[Layback11]

The ISU makes a new rule that front-loading jumps gets bonus points after they get sick of everyone backloading.

 

[Osmond4gold]

Here goes...with apologies in advance to a couple of my favorite poster pals here.

After being voted the new President, Didier Gailhaguet expands on his vision for taking the ISU in a new direction, by annoncing that all future World Championships be held in Russia. While his 'friends' in the east are estactic, ISU delegates remain furious. In order to make amends, Gailhaguet invites the ISU Board for tea, ...Russian mob style

Having won an Olympic Medal at 2018 games, Kaetlyn Osmond goes into broadcasting, becoming the face and darling of skating in North America. All are so charmed by her lovely nature and her natural beauty (inside and out), and her Newfoundland accent. In an effort to remain relevant, Tracy, Tara and Johnny, request elocusion lessons on the Newfoundland dialect. "Yes bye!"

After their recent marriage, Kathy Johnson and Patrick Chan announce they are expecting a newborn in June of 2020. 4everchan is inconsolable but then delighted, when advised that the baby will be named, "4ever"

Finally, Mr Rice and Gracie Gold become partners in Maria Butyrskaya's new business venture, opening a chain of authentic chinese restaurants and featuring her classic dish, ...Maria's Gold Rice Cakes.

 

[mrrice]

Here goes...with apologies in advance to a couple of my favorite poster pals here.

After being voted the new President, Didier Gailhaguet expands on his vision for taking the ISU in a new direction, by annoncing that all future World Championships be held in Russia. While his 'friends' in the west are estactic, ISU delegates remain furious. In order to make amends, Gailhaguet invites the ISU Board for tea, ...Russian mob style

Having won an Olympic Medal at 2018 games, Kaetlyn Osmond goes into broadcasting, becoming the face and darling of skating in North America. All are so charmed by her lovely nature and her beautiful Newfoundland accent. In an effort to remain relevant, Tracey, Tara and Johnny, request elocusion lessons on the Newfoundland dialic. "Yes bye!"

After their recent marriage, Kathy Johnson and Patrick Chan annonce they are expecting a newborn in June of 2020. 4everchan is unconsolable but then delighted, when advised that the baby will be named, "4ever"

Finally, Mr Rice and Gracie Gold become partners in Maria Butyrskaya's new business venture, opening a chain of authentic chinese restaurants and featuring her classic disk, ...Maria's Gold Rice Cakes.

I don't have time to respond to this comment right now but...........................I will :agree:

 

[4everchan]

here goes...with apologies in advance to a couple of my favorite poster pals here.

After being voted the new president, didier gailhaguet expands on his vision for taking the isu in a new direction, by annoncing that all future world championships be held in russia. While his 'friends' in the west are estactic, isu delegates remain furious. In order to make amends, gailhaguet invites the isu board for tea, ...russian mob style

having won an olympic medal at 2018 games, kaetlyn osmond goes into broadcasting, becoming the face and darling of skating in north america. All are so charmed by her lovely nature and her beautiful newfoundland accent. In an effort to remain relevant, tracey, tara and johnny, request elocusion lessons on the newfoundland dialic. "yes bye!"

after their recent marriage, kathy johnson and patrick chan annonce they are expecting a newborn in june of 2020. 4everchan is unconsolable but then delighted, when advised that the baby will be named, "4ever"

finally, mr rice and gracie gold become partners in maria butyrskaya's new business venture, opening a chain of authentic chinese restaurants and featuring her classic disk, ...maria's gold rice cakes.

muahahahahahahahahahahaha......