What is this? What has Javier been accused of lying about?
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What is this? What has Javier been accused of lying about?
Age requirements are eliminated and You Young becomes 2018 Ladies Olympic Champion, while Cha Jun-hwan wins Olympic Gold on the Men's side and Korea rejoices.Patrick Chan once again wins siiver, and Javier Fernandez wins bronze. Hanyu is sadly 4th.
A new discipline called singles ice dance is created and Patrick Chan reigns as 10-time champion.
A new discipline called singles ice dance is created and Patrick Chan reigns as 10-time champion.
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At 2018 Olympics...
Every third lady skates SP choreo done by Misha Ge. Misha Ge on the other hand has David Wilson as his FS choreographer and Lori Nichol does his SP choreo.
Dubreuil-Lauzon fall out of love with soppy melodies for their dancers and the entire group does only disco for FD.
Nathan Chen has Firebird as his LP music but his ideal costumes looks like silver top with purple pants. Number of Swarowski covering every tiny millimeter of that costume (including pants) makes it: a) bloody heavy; b) bloody uncomfortable; c) **** shiny; d) an object of Johnny Weir's nightmare desires; e) he bloody doesn't care. :reye:
Boyang Jin has his FS costume made of some military material, it looks like liquid silver and fits his body as a glove. However... due to some strange material behaviour it is prohibited to come to the ice rink closer than 5 meters as this costumes works as a magnet for every tiny piece of metal you have on you, including your lucky silver spoon. He obviously skates Magneto of X-men.
Ashley Wagner skates to a very religious music wearing a nun costume. She medals at EVERY SINGLE EVENT.:yes:
Patrick Chan launches the skating costumes line of his own designs. There are only two colors in that line. I'm sure you know the answer.
Davis-White make an official comeback for their third Olympics. The entire Dance community is :eeking: Dance fans are :dev2: Dance judges are :giveup:
Every third lady skates SP choreo done by Misha Ge. Misha Ge on the other hand has David Wilson as his FS choreographer and Lori Nichol does his SP choreo.
Dubreuil-Lauzon fall out of love with soppy melodies for their dancers and the entire group does only disco for FD.
Nathan Chen has Firebird as his LP music but his ideal costumes looks like silver top with purple pants. Number of Swarowski covering every tiny millimeter of that costume (including pants) makes it: a) bloody heavy; b) bloody uncomfortable; c) **** shiny; d) an object of Johnny Weir's nightmare desires; e) he bloody doesn't care. :reye:
Boyang Jin has his FS costume made of some military material, it looks like liquid silver and fits his body as a glove. However... due to some strange material behaviour it is prohibited to come to the ice rink closer than 5 meters as this costumes works as a magnet for every tiny piece of metal you have on you, including your lucky silver spoon. He obviously skates Magneto of X-men.
Ashley Wagner skates to a very religious music wearing a nun costume. She medals at EVERY SINGLE EVENT.:yes:
Patrick Chan launches the skating costumes line of his own designs. There are only two colors in that line. I'm sure you know the answer.
Davis-White make an official comeback for their third Olympics. The entire Dance community is :eeking: Dance fans are :dev2: Dance judges are :giveup:
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One month ahead of the 2018 Olympics, North Korea makes a surprise power move to take over South Korea. Pyeongchang 2018 becomes Pyongyang 2018. Singles skaters are not allowed to blink at all during the short program. The free program is performed to no music at all; only absolute silence is permitted. Yulia Lipnitskaya leads after the SP, where her death glare skills give her a massive advantage in the non-blinking contest over her peers. Actually, all but two of the competitors end up withdrawing by the end of the short, or are "eliminated" due to their inability to stop blinking. This gives Yulia an easy path to the gold medal. In the free program however, Yulia makes some uncharacteristic mistakes. Though she lands all of her quadruple jumps, she goes down on all three of her spins, including her signature inverted reverse twerk spin. The mistakes ultimately cost her the gold medal, which goes to Courtney Hicks of the USA. To her credit, Hicks laid it all out on the line in her free program, an emotional tribute to Führer Donald Trump choreographed to "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" from the Disney animated classic Song of the South (sans actual music of course). Yulia is awarded the silver and the unclaimed bronze medals. However, shortly after the competition, it is discovered that Hicks tested positive for a banned substance as designated by the North Korean Anti Doping Agency. There is also footage showing Hicks consuming the illegal substance of food prior to the ladies event, which is grounds for disqualification from the competition. The gold medal is awarded to Yulia Lipnitskaya, now the simultaneous gold, silver, and bronze medalist of the 2018 Olympics in Ladies Figure Skating. However...the celebrations are short-lived. It is discovered that Yulia also consumed an illegal substance prior to competing in the games. Trace levels of the banned substance water are found in Yulia's blood by North Korean officials, and she is immediately stripped of all three medals. By default, the gold, silver, and bronze medals in Ladies Figure Skating are awarded to Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, who with great indifference decides to have them melted into bottle caps, which he collects.
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Ya lost me at inverted reverse twerk spin!!!
Yuzuru Hanyu masters all the quads ( including the quad axel) and lands them in competition by the end of his career.
Programs with last second quads become common among top skaters, who take inspiration from Yuri!!! on Ice. They will also be taking advantage of a new rule that rewards 1.5 base value for successful jumps in the last quarter of their program.
By the 2018 Olympics, Nathan Chen will have 10 quads (4 in the short and 6 in the long).
Programs with last second quads become common among top skaters, who take inspiration from Yuri!!! on Ice. They will also be taking advantage of a new rule that rewards 1.5 base value for successful jumps in the last quarter of their program.
By the 2018 Olympics, Nathan Chen will have 10 quads (4 in the short and 6 in the long).
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I'm still waiting for Tamara Moskvina to move to the US and open a pairs school. US sweeps the Olympic podium even though they only have 2 spots.
1) Haven & Brandon - gold 2) Tarah & Danny - silver 3) Marissa & Mervin - bronze 4) Alexa & Chris - pewter
ETA -- Berezhnaya & Sikharulidze decide to make a comeback, even though she will be turning 40 years old. They skate to La Califfa and the crowd goes crazy!
1) Haven & Brandon - gold 2) Tarah & Danny - silver 3) Marissa & Mervin - bronze 4) Alexa & Chris - pewter
ETA -- Berezhnaya & Sikharulidze decide to make a comeback, even though she will be turning 40 years old. They skate to La Califfa and the crowd goes crazy!
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This is basically the same post I posted in a simikar forum, I just made it more crazy 
Savchenko/Massot will win Olympics in 2018 and Aliona will finally fullfil her long time wish and retire (maybe, maybe, maybe...) Sui/Han will lost to them in this Olympics, but they will become another Chinese pair known for their longevity and romantic relationship and win Olympics in 2022 on their home soil.
Yuna will come out of retirement to skate in Korea. She will not win though; she will place third to complete her medal collection. Mao will win the Olympics in Korea. The crowd wants to boo her at first, but after Mao and Yuna share an emotional hug and take a selfie together, the audience starts to cheer and aplaud heavily and social media are destroyed when the selfie is shared.
Elena and Nikita realize they are in love with each other and dump their partners to skate together again. Victoria and Ruslan are so pissed off they partner again as well and they will win Olympics in 2018 ahed of Elana and Nikita after they mess up their twizzels.
After watching Yuri on Ice, Yuzu and Plushy realize through the story on Yuri K. and Viktor they are soul mates and decide to marry. Before that, they make the first completely male pair and perform thrown quad Lutz and side-by-side Quad-triple and triple Axels.
Also, despite being great rivals in Calgary, Brians from battle of the Brians fall for each other as well and open the nost successfull training centre of all time.
Savchenko/Massot will win Olympics in 2018 and Aliona will finally fullfil her long time wish and retire (maybe, maybe, maybe...) Sui/Han will lost to them in this Olympics, but they will become another Chinese pair known for their longevity and romantic relationship and win Olympics in 2022 on their home soil.
Yuna will come out of retirement to skate in Korea. She will not win though; she will place third to complete her medal collection. Mao will win the Olympics in Korea. The crowd wants to boo her at first, but after Mao and Yuna share an emotional hug and take a selfie together, the audience starts to cheer and aplaud heavily and social media are destroyed when the selfie is shared.
Elena and Nikita realize they are in love with each other and dump their partners to skate together again. Victoria and Ruslan are so pissed off they partner again as well and they will win Olympics in 2018 ahed of Elana and Nikita after they mess up their twizzels.
After watching Yuri on Ice, Yuzu and Plushy realize through the story on Yuri K. and Viktor they are soul mates and decide to marry. Before that, they make the first completely male pair and perform thrown quad Lutz and side-by-side Quad-triple and triple Axels.
Also, despite being great rivals in Calgary, Brians from battle of the Brians fall for each other as well and open the nost successfull training centre of all time.
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I literally started giggling too.
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Ahhh this one is not so funny because apparently there are YoI fans out there who tweet at/try to contact Yuzuru and Plushy and demand Plushy divorces his wife and they marry...
This is basically the same post I posted in a simikar forum, I just made it more crazy
Yuna will come out of retirement to skate in Korea. She will not win though; she will place third to complete her medal collection. Mao will win the Olympics in Korea. The crowd wants to boo her at first, but after Mao and Yuna share an emotional hug and take a selfie together, the audience starts to cheer and aplaud heavily and social media are destroyed when the selfie is shared
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i like this prediction!
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really?
Ahhh this one is not so funny because apparently there are YoI fans out there who tweet at/try to contact Yuzuru and Plushy and demand Plushy divorces his wife and they marry...
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Ahhh this one is not so funny because apparently there are YoI fans out there who tweet at/try to contact Yuzuru and Plushy and demand Plushy divorces his wife and they marry...
wow
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