Crazy Future Predictions
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1. Gabriella and Guillaume win their third World title skating Psychosocial. In the olympic season all dance pair decide to take Slipknot, Korn, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit and System of a Down for theri programs. The french win OGM skating Angel of death and Virtue & Moir take silver skating the Apocalyptica cover.
2. Tarasova and Morozov win worlds skating Thriller in the SP and a Celia Cruz medley in the LP. The next season the also win OGM skating Mujer Latina sp and Yo soy Maria LP. The top 5 lands quad throws and quad twists but Trankov still insist that should be banned.
3. Yulia takes a medal in Helsinki skating Eminem medley (with many beeeep). Then she wins OGM skating a new version of her Kill Bill program wearing a yellow costume with many blood stains. Tarantino invites her to play a role in Kill Bill Vol. 3 as a russian assasin. She accepts and goes to Fedor Emelianenko to train for the fight scenes.
4. Boyang wins worlds with five diferents quads and terrible PCs. The figure skating world explodes in rage but ISU seems indiferent. After he takes the OGM with six choppy quads, including quad axel, the rage intensifies and ISU decides go back to 6.0 system with a little change: anonymous judging.
2. Tarasova and Morozov win worlds skating Thriller in the SP and a Celia Cruz medley in the LP. The next season the also win OGM skating Mujer Latina sp and Yo soy Maria LP. The top 5 lands quad throws and quad twists but Trankov still insist that should be banned.
3. Yulia takes a medal in Helsinki skating Eminem medley (with many beeeep). Then she wins OGM skating a new version of her Kill Bill program wearing a yellow costume with many blood stains. Tarantino invites her to play a role in Kill Bill Vol. 3 as a russian assasin. She accepts and goes to Fedor Emelianenko to train for the fight scenes.
4. Boyang wins worlds with five diferents quads and terrible PCs. The figure skating world explodes in rage but ISU seems indiferent. After he takes the OGM with six choppy quads, including quad axel, the rage intensifies and ISU decides go back to 6.0 system with a little change: anonymous judging.
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The computer only gives him credit and marks for a quad because there is no BV assigned for quintuple or sextuple jumps. Forty seven months later, the BVs and GOEs are finally established and with the score adjustment, Jin is awarded a gold medal. The original Silver medalist is demoted to Bronze and there is no Silver medal awarded for the 2018 Olympics Men's figure skating. The ISU raises PCS ceiling to 200 within a month just in time for the 2022 Olympics. Meanwhile, the ever happy-go-lucky Jin does not let the brouhaha and politicking get to him but has developed a new jump and has successfully landed 5J at GPF 2021. The ISU has no time to assign the BV for all the J jumps.
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At least one Shib has children who skate together. (Do not care if pairs or dance. May or may not have a universe in my head based on this. 
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The 2022 Olympic ladies podium consists of Polina Tsurskaya, Vivian Le and Marin Honda. (They would be 19, 21 and 19 at the time, for reference). Now veterans, they beat out a crowd of Korean wunderkinds, medal favorites Alisa Fedichkina and Wakaba Higuchi, and a comebacking Satoko Miyahara.
The 2018 podium consists of comebacking Yulia Lipnitskaya (back in Sochi form, but with higher jumps), Da-Bin Choi (who made a meteoric rise in the 2016-17 season), and Gracie Gold (who has still not managed to get her head together at Worlds, but is so mad about it that she has two clean skates, wins a medal, and retires shortly after).
Adelina Sotnikova makes 2017 Worlds and places 4th, after which Yuna congratulates her on Twitter for getting her stuff back together to make the team. They become very close friends after that. The skating world completely explodes.
) The 2022 Olympic ladies podium consists of Polina Tsurskaya, Vivian Le and Marin Honda. (They would be 19, 21 and 19 at the time, for reference). Now veterans, they beat out a crowd of Korean wunderkinds, medal favorites Alisa Fedichkina and Wakaba Higuchi, and a comebacking Satoko Miyahara.
The 2018 podium consists of comebacking Yulia Lipnitskaya (back in Sochi form, but with higher jumps), Da-Bin Choi (who made a meteoric rise in the 2016-17 season), and Gracie Gold (who has still not managed to get her head together at Worlds, but is so mad about it that she has two clean skates, wins a medal, and retires shortly after).
Adelina Sotnikova makes 2017 Worlds and places 4th, after which Yuna congratulates her on Twitter for getting her stuff back together to make the team. They become very close friends after that. The skating world completely explodes.
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At least one Shib has children who skate together. (Do not care if pairs or dance. May or may not have a universe in my head based on this.
The 2022 Olympic ladies podium consists of Polina Tsurskaya, Vivian Le and Marin Honda. (They would be 19, 21 and 19 at the time, for reference). Now veterans, they beat out a crowd of Korean wunderkinds, medal favorites Alisa Fedichkina and Wakaba Higuchi, and a comebacking Satoko Miyahara.
The 2018 podium consists of comebacking Yulia Lipnitskaya (back in Sochi form, but with higher jumps), Da-Bin Choi (who made a meteoric rise in the 2016-17 season), and Gracie Gold (who has still not managed to get her head together at Worlds, but is so mad about it that she has two clean skates, wins a medal, and retires shortly after).
Adelina Sotnikova makes 2017 Worlds and places 4th, after which Yuna congratulates her on Twitter for getting her stuff back together to make the team. They become very close friends after that. The skating world completely explodes.
Another prediction: in the 2021-2022 season, Lorraine McNamara/Quinn Carpenter and Rachel and Michael Parsons get 1st and 2nd respectively at the GPF, nationals, worlds, AND the Olympics. Also, Nathan Chen wins the gold at Olympics and the whole world falls down.
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I can actually see that happening, LOL. Not really a crazy prediction.
New prediction: several ice dancers, bored with their lives and fed-up with training diets (pun not intended), retire and join forces to open the Choctaw Cupcakery. (Yes, "Cupcakery" is a word. The Food Network said so.
) Their specialty is the cleverly-named "Axel Pie", made of the bakery's "Caramel Axel" cupcakes in a pie pan, glued together with frosting and covered in lattice crust. Needless to say, their partners are not thrilled that they have ditched their careers to spend their lives making baked goods with cutesy skating-themed names.
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I can actually see that happening, LOL. Not really a crazy prediction.
New prediction: several ice dancers, bored with their lives and fed-up with training diets (pun not intended), retire and join forces to open the Choctaw Cupcakery. (Yes, "Cupcakery" is a word. The Food Network said so.
Needless to say, their partners are not thrilled that they have ditched their careers to spend their lives making baked goods with cutesy skating-themed names.
Which part is not far off?
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Both.
True. Both teams are on the path for huge success. Like seriously.
Javier decides to call it quits because he's fed up with skating. When Miki hears about this, she goes apeshit and locks him in the basement. When she's not able to convince him that his opinion is wrong, she disguises herself as Javier and from now on competes in his stead. Miki goes on to win every single competition she inters into, including the Olympics. She reveals her true identity during the medal ceremony, forcing the ISU and the rest of the world to officially declare her the Greatest Of All Times. Javier forgives her for all she has done and the two of them start their own traveling circus called Goats On Ice.*
*no furry fluffy goats were harmed during the making of this show act
*no furry fluffy goats were harmed during the making of this show act
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Shoma, Patrick and Boyang move to Cricket club such that now Brian can have the whole top 5. He gets bored and wants to try something new. Yuzuru tries to convince him to stay by setting a new world record of 120 in short program. Javi comes next and gets the record to 125. Yuzuru asks for permission to repeat the program and changes the record to 130. Javi wants to try again, but Patrick comes next and gets maximum PCS. Boyang jumps quad axel. Brian is still not impressed and goes to train ice dancers. Tessa and Scott figure out that they don't like anymore training with rivals and leave Marie France to go to train with Brian. They get to the ice rink and have a surprise: Meryl and Charlie also came to talk to Brian. Tessa and Scott, Meryl and Charlie, Gabi and Guillaume all get the same out of this world score and we have 3 gold medals for the first time. Brian misses his boys so he makes Scott carry a winnie pooh and Charlie do the aerobic class program from time to time.
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Yuzuru Hanyu gives up Winnie The Pooh.
Papadakis and Cizeron literally fly on a rigging system during their Free Dance next season. Their Free Dance is Peter Pan themed, with Gabrielle playing Peter and Guillaume playing Wendy (to push the envelope). They fly over the audience and pick two audience members out of the crowd to play John and Michael. The ISU is prompted to include flight into the dance technical requirements, and include "AP" (audience participation) into part of the PCS.
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Tarasova/Morozov are tired of having their potential wasted on bland programs and decide to self-choreograph. However, they find that they lack the skills to do so and what they come up with is even worse than what they've had before. In a pinch, they call up every choreographer they can find to give them programs, but it is only two months until their first GP and nobody is available...until Johnny Weir hears about their predicament and offers to choreograph (although he has never done so before), with one condition: he will also be allowed to design their costumes.
The programs-surprisingly normal ones, an SP to "Tango in a Madhouse" (aka Agony Tango) and a FS to "Danse Macabre"-are well-recieved and fit them well, but their costumes look like sparkly roadkill. They quickly get new ones, only for Johnny to attempt to sue them for violating his condition. He loses, only because the Russian fed intervenes, and is so angry that he swears off all association with Russia for good-
Until Elena Radionova asks him to choreograph her new SP.
The programs-surprisingly normal ones, an SP to "Tango in a Madhouse" (aka Agony Tango) and a FS to "Danse Macabre"-are well-recieved and fit them well, but their costumes look like sparkly roadkill. They quickly get new ones, only for Johnny to attempt to sue them for violating his condition. He loses, only because the Russian fed intervenes, and is so angry that he swears off all association with Russia for good-
Until Elena Radionova asks him to choreograph her new SP.
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Here's my prediction. I get a call from Russia, and it's Plushy. He's tells me that I'm his only hope for making a successful and final bid for a second OGM. I accept and immediately call Nikolai Morozov. He tells me that I must be crazy and reminds me that he is Alexei Yagudin's Choreographer. I of course, don't take no for an answer, bat my eyes, and we become a successful team( You know what I mean 
) . We choreograph the perfect program and Plushy wins his coveted second OGM.
I forgot to add one last thing. I am picked from the Airport by Maria Butyrskaya, who recognizes me from our moment when she kissed me in 1999. This trip becomes my favorite of all time when dreamy Anton Sikharulidze joins our team.
) . We choreograph the perfect program and Plushy wins his coveted second OGM.I forgot to add one last thing. I am picked from the Airport by Maria Butyrskaya, who recognizes me from our moment when she kissed me in 1999. This trip becomes my favorite of all time when dreamy Anton Sikharulidze joins our team.
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The ShibSibs win the Olympics in Pyeongchang. Alex happily retires, moves to LA, and embarks on a successful film career. Maia loves ice dance too much to quit and teams up with Michael Parsons, who sadly was outgrown by his sister Rachel. Maia and Michael skate exclusively to romantic, sensual material and dominate the entire Olympic cycle.
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