My hubby is the technical guy in the family, and often jokes about inventions. He has made little robots before that do nothing productive. One evening I suggested that a toilet cleaning robot would be the perfect holiday gift. After several cocktails, here is the list of features I came up with for the Internet Enabled Complete Toilet Management Robot:
1) Clean the darn thing, of course.
2) Sense when TP roll is empty, get another roll, and actually put it on the little bar in the TP holder (is it just me, or is that a step that husbands forget about??)
3) Sense when seat lid has not been returned to the "down" position, and put it down.
4) Sense when the "flushing" part is incomplete, and continue flushing until the job is done.
5) Wipe seat in the event any "squatters" attend a party here.
6) Sense #2, and automatically squirt the appropriate amount of air freshener.
Any other features we should add to the plan? Oh...and who wants to get in line to buy one of these Internet Enabled Complete Toilet Management Robots in case the design phase should ever occur?
DG