- Joined
- Jan 7, 2011
I don't fully enjoy any of these teams. But here's how I break 'em down:
Ilinykh/Katastrophov: That chick is glorious. If I had a fave among these three teams, it'd be Elena. So strong and balletic. Unfortunately, ice dancing takes two and Nikita is a slob. He has sloppy edges, lines and timing. And it gets worse as that free dance went along, showing a lack of stamina. He was seriously mis-timing moves. It's a wonder they didn't make any serious mistakes or incur any serious injuries during that Euros FD. Elena deserves a lot better.
Paul/Mitchell aka the Shampoo team: I didn't make it halfway through that FD. That was some boring, slow and immature skating. The lady has nice lines, I guess, if I had to say something nice about them. I give them a MEH on every GOE and PCS.
Shibutanis: Doesn't seem fair to compare them to the other two teams. The Shibutanis actually seem like a senior team, at least in their FD. The polish, the control and the power are all there. But their choreography and choice of music is so boring. Elegance is nice and all, but this is a performance sport. The Shibutanis remind me of those DVDs of slowly panning shots of picturesque countrysides that lets people show off high def TV systems. That's nice and all but it's not entertainment. I want to see highs and lows and drama and explosions. Ice dancing offers the most freedom in music choice, the Shibutanis don't take advantage of that at all.
How they can improve:
Nikita can either start taking skating seriously, or Elena can get a new partner.
Paul/Mitchell can keep on practicing and skating. Maybe in a few years they'll suck less.
The Shibutanis should skate to black metal next season.
Ilinykh/Katastrophov: That chick is glorious. If I had a fave among these three teams, it'd be Elena. So strong and balletic. Unfortunately, ice dancing takes two and Nikita is a slob. He has sloppy edges, lines and timing. And it gets worse as that free dance went along, showing a lack of stamina. He was seriously mis-timing moves. It's a wonder they didn't make any serious mistakes or incur any serious injuries during that Euros FD. Elena deserves a lot better.
Paul/Mitchell aka the Shampoo team: I didn't make it halfway through that FD. That was some boring, slow and immature skating. The lady has nice lines, I guess, if I had to say something nice about them. I give them a MEH on every GOE and PCS.
Shibutanis: Doesn't seem fair to compare them to the other two teams. The Shibutanis actually seem like a senior team, at least in their FD. The polish, the control and the power are all there. But their choreography and choice of music is so boring. Elegance is nice and all, but this is a performance sport. The Shibutanis remind me of those DVDs of slowly panning shots of picturesque countrysides that lets people show off high def TV systems. That's nice and all but it's not entertainment. I want to see highs and lows and drama and explosions. Ice dancing offers the most freedom in music choice, the Shibutanis don't take advantage of that at all.
How they can improve:
Nikita can either start taking skating seriously, or Elena can get a new partner.
Paul/Mitchell can keep on practicing and skating. Maybe in a few years they'll suck less.
The Shibutanis should skate to black metal next season.