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One Song to Rule Them All?

TallyT

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As the season winds down, a bit of fluff born of someone on another thread - can't recall where - suggesting that the skaters all be given one piece of music they all have to use... and I dreamed about it (don't ask). So O wonder, if some genius in the ISU read that, thought 'what a novel idea' and came to you for ideas, what piece of music would you elect to please (or at least not drive demented) the skaters, coaches and audience? :coffee::biggrin:
 
As the season winds down, a bit of fluff born of someone on another thread - can't recall where - suggesting that the skaters all be given one piece of music they all have to use... and I dreamed about it (don't ask). So O wonder, if some genius in the ISU read that, thought 'what a novel idea' and came to you for ideas, what piece of music would you elect to please (or at least not drive demented) the skaters, coaches and audience? :coffee::biggrin:
An impossible choice, unless the class at an event was very small. Not just because the judges and audience would be racing each other to the exits out of screaming boredom if there were 20-some performances of the same piece, but also because it would be impossible to find a piece that everyone liked and wanted to skate to. I see songs raved about in threads here, usually never heard of it, click on the link, and can't even listen to the whole thing before I switch it off. I'm sure if I listed my favourites that I've used or would like to, they'd be a snooze-fest for most.

One of my favourite programs a very long time ago was to A Wonderful Guy from South Pacific. No matter how I was feeling, the first notes made me smile. But I doubt if you'd find any young skaters today who'd be willing to skate to such a corny antique :rolleye:.
 
I guess that we would argue to the ISU person that 'piece of music' doesn't necessarily mean on one song. I'd be thinking Assassin's Creed, myself.
 
As the season winds down, a bit of fluff born of someone on another thread - can't recall where - suggesting that the skaters all be given one piece of music they all have to use... and I dreamed about it (don't ask). So O wonder, if some genius in the ISU read that, thought 'what a novel idea' and came to you for ideas, what piece of music would you elect to please (or at least not drive demented) the skaters, coaches and audience? :coffee::biggrin:
It is an impossible task but if you ask me, I would search for something which is freely selected by the highest number of skaters.
Bolero is what comes to mind.
Just think of it:
Torvill and Dean
Shoma Uno
Kamila Valieva
Kevin Amos
Mao Asada
Carolina Kostner
Wilson and Smart
And just recently - Yuzuru Hanyu in collaboration with the kyogen master Mansai Nomura for Notte Stellata 2025.

I'm sure I forgot someone, and not just one.
I f they can match this, they can match anything :)
 
One of my favourite programs a very long time ago was to A Wonderful Guy from South Pacific. No matter how I was feeling, the first notes made me smile. But I doubt if you'd find any young skaters today who'd be willing to skate to such a corny antique :rolleye:.
Not unless they felt as corny as Kansas in August .:)

I always wanted Barbara Fusar-Poli and Maurizio Margaglio to skate to "I wanna wash that man right outta my hair."
 
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As the season winds down, a bit of fluff born of someone on another thread - can't recall where - suggesting that the skaters all be given one piece of music they all have to use...
Actually that post was tongue in cheek along with a couple of other ideas that the poster actually felt would be terrible. One of our threads about how to restore interest in figure skating. But there were some replies that took it seriously.

Anyway, I think Magill above has the right idea. If we were forced to choose just one song, it would have to be an old war horse that lots of skiers have put their own twist on. Didn't someone do Carmen last year in a costume that wasn't red? So there you go.

For me, I think I would go with ballet. This is music that was composed specifically as accompaniment to dance.movements, so there's a natural fit for figure skating. Swan Lake.
 
Actually that post was tongue in cheek along with a couple of other ideas that the poster actually felt would be terrible.
Oh I know it was a comic suggestion, I just thought it would be fun to think if the ISU went even madder than currently, and how we could make it less (or more, if we are needing a laugh) unbearable...
 
An impossible choice, unless the class at an event was very small. Not just because the judges and audience would be racing each other to the exits out of screaming boredom if there were 20-some performances of the same piece, but also because it would be impossible to find a piece that everyone liked and wanted to skate to. I see songs raved about in threads here, usually never heard of it, click on the link, and can't even listen to the whole thing before I switch it off. I'm sure if I listed my favourites that I've used or would like to, they'd be a snooze-fest for most.

One of my favourite programs a very long time ago was to A Wonderful Guy from South Pacific. No matter how I was feeling, the first notes made me smile. But I doubt if you'd find any young skaters today who'd be willing to skate to such a corny antique :rolleye:.
Just for the record, my favorite/favourite song from South Pacific is "A Wonderful Guy." I still :love: & appreciate the Rodgers & Hammerstein (and Lerner & Loewe) musicals!
 
Actually, I liked watching those pattern dances. For one. we got so see what the foundation of the sport off ice dance really is. And for two, it was possible even for me to distinguish between a pattern well done and one not so well done. I couldn't tell whether the skaters were on the correct edge at the precise check point, etc., but things like matching of movement between the partners (knee action and lean) and between the skaters and the musical phrasing. Things like, do the skaters use different knee action when they are skating to a tango as compared to boogie-woogie. (I forget --was boogie-woogie one of the standard patterns? ;) )

To contrast with short dances and free dances, I do not have the slightest notion of what it is the judges are judging. I can recognize a twizzle, but I cannot distinguish between a twizzle sequence done in the style of a waltz and a twizzle sequence done in the style of the Midnight Blues -- to me it just seems like in either case the dancers abandon their choreography for a few seconds in the middle of a performance to shoe-horn in this element because it is required -- then they go on with the dance afterword.

[Hmm -- I see that the auto-correct spell-checker changed one of my twizzles to twiddles and the other to swizzles. Not a good advertisement for AI in figure skating. ;) ]
 
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