Piel, you're a genius!

The only thing the lamp needs is a red skirt, longer and more black fringe, and brass buttons.
Dang you Mathman, you beat me to it re: the lamp comig from "A Christmas Story." My favorite part of that scene is how the Mom, Melinda Dillon, accidentally on purpose breaks it. My other favorite part of the lamp business is how Raphie comments in the narration that his house has "hot glowing sex in the front window." ROFL!
I love that movie, but back to Sasha's dress: For the most part it seems to me she either skates well in in a sucky dress or skates lousy in lovely dresses. OTOH, she's skated lousy in sucky dresses. So much for my theory.
I had ro laugh when Kimmue Meissner said during the "All Access" show that she
loved Sasha's "Nutcracracker" music.

I guess Sasha knows her audience--14-year-olds.
And 49-year-old 14-year-olds like me. Sasha's got a lot to work on, but I still like her skating.
Rgirl