Setting aside the purely semantic questions, I have to wonder if the New Judging System has relevance to these issues.
Under any form of ordinal judging, yes, figure skating is judged like a pie-baking contest. I liked Aunt Bee's blueberry pie the best, with Thelma Lou's gooseberry a close second.
(OT -- Where I grew up -- in beef country -- lifestock judging was huge. People would go to judging schools and learn how to do it, and there were big-time competitions in judging at the county fairs. The young folks who showed the most talent in judging could get high-paying jobs with slaughterhouses and meat packing companies, etc.)
Anyway...I think someone could make the point that under CoP judging, it's "more like a real sport." You get so many points for doing a triple Salchow. If you only get halfway around on the third revolution, it is downgraded to a double. Sort of like if you shoot a three in basketball, but your foot is on the line (as can be decided by instant replay, just like in figure skating).
Yes there are GOEs and PCSs, but in principle these also at least follow some kind of guidelines. It's not just who you think has the prettiest spirals (subjective), it's how many times you grab your foot (objective -- one extra level for each grab).
So maybe this will start to change people's minds.
Nah. Figure skating is just too darn pretty, no matter how they judge it.
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