Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today at this glorious page 4000 to join this man Yuzuru Hanyu and this quad combo, 4S-3T, in holy matrimony of a clean skate.
Do you, Yuzuru Hanyu, take this quad combo, the 4S-3T, to be your partner, to live together in holy matrimony of a clean skate, to love it, to honor it, to keep it and perform it perfectly, in addition to all others, for as long as you skate?
(he totally does)
Do you, 4S-3T, take this man, Yuzuru Hanyu, to be your partner, to live together in holy matrimony of a clean skate, to love him, to honor him, to stay with him and to be performed perfectly, in addition to all others, for as long as he skates?
(it totally does)
I, YH/4S-3T, take you, to be my partner, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for perfection, for wobbliness, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till the skate ends.
By virtue of the authority vested in me under the laws of the State of Yuzuru Hanyu Fan Fest, I now pronounce you partners.
To Yuzuru Hanyu - you may now perform a perfect 4S-3T, from this point on, for ever and ever.
Amen.
(I am so sorry, I had to)