Anyway, sad that almost nobody else gave reasons for their scores. I wanted to read those.
Alright, I'll bite.
Starting with Lysacek: I gave him lower scores than most for skating skills because I personally didn't see much there. He didn't seem to get really deep on any of his edges or get a lot of natural speed. I thought he was whipping his arms a lot to distract from the lack of speed and edge quality he was getting from his skates. As for his programs, I thought they were fine, and he sold them well (I gave him decent scores for performance). They're both warhorses, and I don't think he brought anything novel or substantially interesting to either program, though he did hit some big musical moments on time. You'll find I was around average for CH/INT.
I know BoP hates Lysacek's jumps, and he's right that there isn't much height on them. But they're quite consistent and not usually too scratchy or loose, so I gave most of them a 1. I gave his lutz toe's a 2, because from my memory, he gets a nice running edge off of them and holds the position long. I value quality of landing quite high, so if I'm debating between two numbers, a nice landing might sway me one way. Otherwise I think I was mostly in line here. Overall, I liked both of his programs and think he did have an Olympic 'moment', but I could do with less flailing and a little more simplicity in the programs; I found the amount of extravagant movement almost comical.
Takahashi: I love me a good tango. And after the jump elements were done (and even between them, he was stealing looks at the judges) he really let loose and delivered what I thought was the program of the event (both short and free). I really like how he uses his whole body, and the movements and musical phrasing seem so natural to him. That's why I went nuts on CH/INT for that program. I don't regret it, I could watch that program all day. I think the crowd reaction during the skate made me really excited too, lol. I thought the free was less successful, possibly due to the missed technical elements? I still enjoyed it, but I didn't feel the same connection to it as I did with the short. (Some really lovely moments though! Including the pose right in front of the judges.) Without a doubt though, the most enjoyable skater of the event to me, and the only programs I find myself watching again.
As far as the elements go, I thought I was mostly in line, though I did give the short program lutz a 3. I knew in my head I would probably be the only one to give it a 3, but I just loved how well it was timed, the slight delay, the LOOK on his face when he knew he got it around. I'll have to revisit the axel in the free which I only gave a 1... I was probably too harsh there, but I often find double toe combinations kind of ugly, so that might be a preconception on my part. His spins don't do much for me, but I was quite generous with the step sequences because, well. I'll just say it doesn't look like I was alone.
With Plushenko, I didn't find his programs as upsetting as some others did. The transitions aren't great, sure, but I didn't see what made them so much worse than others in the event. Yes, he's skating around between elements, but... aren't most people? Would like to see what others have to say about the matter. I gave him high PE marks for both programs because I feel like he does know how to give face and sell whatever it is he's doing, even if he isn't doing a lot. I gave slightly higher marks in CH/INT for the free, because I thought the music suited him more and he looked more comfortable with the moves. Aranjuez I think requires a little more depth and nuance in the interpretation (which we've seen from others since), whereas the Tango piece he chose only required some dark looks and some butt-wiggling(?), and the beat was really easy to identify and hit the choreo with.
I was a little off on some of the elements here: I was the only one to give the lutz in the short a 2 (I bet it had a good landing). It really shows how much I value the landing; if you have good speed and position on your landing, I'm more than likely going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it's the last thing I see. Wrong of me, I know, but when you have to judge these things instantaneously, biases and tendencies form without you really realizing it. I gave the quad triple in the free a zero (unlike everyone else) because he really got stuck on the landing of the quad which totally killed the flow of the combination. Even on replay I don't think I'd give it a 1. In any case, I thought his spins were fine and liked the dedication with which he performed his step sequences. In general though, while technically great, I found his performances forgettable. Not something I'd rewatch for years to come.
Weir: I don't see much in his skating to warrant anything in the 8 level. I find his edges quite shallow (the crossovers especially are not very pleasing to my eye, for some reason), the steps kind of boring, and he doesn't skate really fast. He usually seems to be standing up and gliding with straightened legs, and I prefer more use of the knee. It just feels more connected to the ice. The short program was a bore, to me. I didn't understand the concept, the music kept switching genres, and the timing was all wrong between the choreography and the musical elements. The free worked better, and I thought he had a really good understanding of what the music was trying to convey and used his lines nicely to communicate the program. So I gave him higher INT and PE scores for the free.
The elements were fine, for the most part. For the short program i just missed the edge call on the flip, evidently. The jumps will never wow you with distance, speed, or ease, but they're usually consistent, so I gave a lot of them a 1. I was a bit high with the opening flip in the long (I understand why you'd go 1 instead of 2) but don't really understand the zeros or the -1s on that element, frankly. Decently high, good air position, and well-landed with a nice high free leg. The first spin I just had no idea what to do with, so I gave a zero.
Chan: With Patrick, it was a tale of two skates for me. I really enjoyed the short (here I go with my tangos again...), and I liked it because I hadn't heard the piece before, and it was a different (but still interesting) take on the genre. I loved the freedom of movement and expression- it was an attack, but a composed and precise attack with some great choreographic moments. But it was also a program that had a lot of youth and innocence to it, which was a cool contrast to what you'd expect given the music. The free I found less enjoyable; from the music choice, it all felt so pedestrian and I thought the choreo was less inventive and unique, not tailored to what he was capable of. I also felt like the music overwhelmed him at points, and the technical miscues (especially the 3A fall which took me right out of the program) didn't help. The PCS I gave reflects this.
As for the elements, the step sequence in the short was one of my favourite of the competition. I gave the final spin a 2 not realizing it was actually supposed to have more positions other than a sit (and I thought the positions, centering, and speed were all good for those sit positions). I gave the lutz toe loop combo in the free a 1 (lower than average) because he seemed a little off balance on the final landing of the loop. I gave the solo loop a zero because I didn't like his air position; he was way out of the circle and kind of saved it on landing. Otherwise I was mostly in line here. Strong programs, but (obviously) he would develop into an even better skater and performer later on.
Kozuka: I like his skating. In retrospect I think 8.00 for skating skills is too low given his speed and quality/control of edges, but I think I marked him first and had no benchmark for comparison. I would probably go 8.25, maybe 8.5, here. There isn't too much variety, I find, in the types of crossovers and other methods he uses to pick up speed, which is why I wouldn't go higher than that. I liked the short program, and thought it was a good fit for him. It felt very 'easy'. It was one of those programs I watched without any worry- it didn't captivate me, but it was a breeze to watch and almost made me forget it was the Olympics. The free, though, missed the mark for me. It's a grand piece of music, with sweeping melodies and intricate instrumentation, and requires a lot of commitment and outward expression. He doesn't really use his face at all, and it felt like he was going through the motions between the jumps here- I couldn't feel the intensity of the music in his limbs. He's a really fast and fluid skater, but he stops short of making a big impact on me because he doesn't project the sentiment of the music as much as I think he can.
There isn't much to say about the jumps or other elements here, lots of 1's which were pretty consistent across the board from all judges.
I'm tired so I'll just say: I found Lambiel bland af and was really disappointed with his choice to skate to two 19th century operas in almost the exact same style. I thought the PCS I gave were quite generous, and they were still lower than average. Unbelievable spins though, good lord.
Oda: I LOVE. HIS. KNEES. That is all.
EDIT: for anyone wondering, I'm judge 5. Some of my reasonings may not make sense (and sometimes I admit to bias and tendencies), so just a reminder I have little to know technical knowledge about skating and don't even skate myself, so I'm just doing the best I can.